I'm Really Not a Hidden Master

“What?” “The big black pig I raised is actually an ancient ferocious beast, Taotie?” “The little turtle sunbathing in my courtyard is actually an ancient divine beast, Xuanwu?” “These carp, whose colors look a little suspicious, are actually primordial emperors, dragons?” “Wait.” “Then what about the rabbit in my vegetable garden, the little cat on the eaves, the yellow dog that’s always running around looking for a mate, that lousy tree that never bears fruit, and that annoying bird in its branches that never stops chirping... what are they?” Lin Feng was utterly bewildered. But, “I don't believe you! You bunch of troublemaking peasants are just trying to frame me!”