The Cultivation Remedial Class

The cultivation world is inclusive and open, keeping pace with the times. Though it never interferes with ordinary people’s lives, it is always the first to try out new things invented by mortals.

Sometimes, though, it picks up some rather strange ideas, like…

“Welcome to the Cultivation Crash Course! Professional cultivation lessons to help you catch up on the essentials of becoming an immortal!”

“Fundamentals of Immortal Cultivation, Alchemy, Basic Spiritual Herbs, Compendium of Spirit Beasts, Stargazing, Daoist Arts: every class has a professional instructor!”

“The five academies of Mohism, Daoism, Confucianism, and the Vertical and Horizontal School each have their own strengths. We have everything you want!”

“Cultivation Crash Course: professional cultivation, guaranteed to make you immortal!”

Yuan Xi, who accidentally wanders into the Cultivation Crash Course, breaks down: “I still have to take extra classes after becoming an immortal?”