The Swordsman's Comedic System

Yu Xie: As an honored transmigrator, I need a golden finger. Get moving!

System: Here it is, here it is! The golden finger you wanted.

Yu Xie: As a swordsman, I need my System to help me get stronger.

System: No problem. Just complete your daily tasks to enter a draw, and the prizes are guaranteed to be powerful.

Yu Xie: What does a “Performance Improvement Coupon” mean?

System: It means it works! The Comedy Star Development System guarantees you'll become a comedy star!

Yu Xie: Why would a swordsman like me want to become a comedy star?

System: The System is bound to your soul. Once the trial period ends, you can't switch! Besides, isn't your name Yu Xie? The “Xie” means comedy star! We were made for each other!

Yu Xie: It means harmony, as in a harmonious society!

This is the story of a swordsman striving to grow stronger and change the world in a realm of gods and sword qi, all with the help of the Comedy Star Development System.

Frost and snow sing within my case; I laugh aloud and cross the heavenly river.