I Am the Number One Big Shot in the Primordial World

Between heaven and earth in the primordial void. A mass of primordial energy and a mass of chaotic energy were taking form. But just as the primordial energy had formed into two fleshy lumps, a person suddenly appeared without a sound. With a single point of his finger, he erased both lumps of primordial energy. An aged cry rang out, and the two masses of innate energy fled in panic. Countless years passed. Between heaven and earth in the primordial world. A yellow-faced Daoist with a wispy beard and a head full of bumps suddenly came to a panicked halt alongside a shifty-eyed Daoist with a ratlike face. The shifty-eyed man’s expression darkened. “I never expected there to be someone in this primordial world even more shameless and despicable than I am! Who could that have been? Damn it, the bitter bamboo that was destined for me has been stolen!” Qingzhu: “Master, Zhunti of the Western Church stole my Seven-Treasure Wonderful Tree branch!” Qingzhu: “Master, Guangchengzi stole my Heaven-Flipping Seal.” Qingzhu: “Master, Yuanshi stole my Apricot Yellow Banner.” Qingzhu: “Master, the Three Xiao Ladies stole my Primordial Golden Dipper.” Qingzhu: “Master, the Lord of the Great Way stole my Immortal-Slaying Sword.” Qin Tian hurriedly said, “Ahem! You little rascal, since when was that Immortal-Slaying Sword yours?” Zhunti, Lord of the Western Church: “Qin Tian! I have become a sage. You are no longer my match. Hand back my Seven-Treasure Wonderful Tree branch, and I’ll give you one chance to kill yourself.” Qin Tian simply brought his palm down. In an instant, space collapsed. The Daoist Jieyin cried out, “Brother, show mercy!” Qingzhu: “Master, Lord Di Xin of the Shang is waiting outside.” Qin Tian made a quick calculation. “Tell him to arrange for someone to take the Sky-Shaking Arrow from Chentang Pass and wait at the foot of Mount Qi tomorrow. If the phoenix cries on Mount Qi, shoot it down. Also, have Jichang of Xiqi offer incense at the Nüwa Temple in place of King Zhou.”