
The Girl in Front of Me Is Actually My Biggest Hater
前桌女生竟是我的头号黑粉
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- Completed
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- 658k Words
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- Urban
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- Urban Life
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- 1mo ago
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- Qidian
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About the author
Dog Mushroom, a married man in his thirties. The character is a two-dimensional JK girl who has failed many times and will always be a senior in high school. Oh, by the way, the prototype of Miao Si Qi is Zi Yue. This wave is Zi Yue's cross-dressing as a father. This wave of cross-dressing is not Zi Yue's original intention, it is the dog mushroom's own decision.
Extra "The Lost Dog Li Yan"
I'm too free to write a side story "The Lost Dog Li Yan" Late at night, in the dark single apartment, only the tenants in the corner of the top floor still had the lights on. The warm lights illuminated the messy house, and only the computer desk looked neat. , The man at the table kept tapping the keyboard The crackling sound was particularly harsh in the silence. With his head on his head, he typed a long paragraph and then pressed the delete key. He hung his head tiredly. At this time, the phone rang. He glanced at the caller ID on the touch screen and his heart skipped a beat. He felt that his boring life had never been so intense in the past few months. What was displayed on the screen was ... "Shanpu" (I forgot the name, just remember it) His throat was dry, and he answered the phone with a swipe, feeling sweat on his back. There was a humming sound on the phone, and no one spoke first. The silence did not calm Li Yan down. On the contrary, his heartbeat became more intense. He took a deep breath and was about to speak - "Are you... How are you lately?" The other side made a sound first, still so gentle and touching. Li Yan felt that his throat was choked by something. It took him a long time to say: "It's pretty good..." "That's good." At this time, the air seemed to be condensed. Li Yan felt that he should break this atmosphere. , "How is it at Tsinghua University, big biologist?" "Well... It's pretty good, I just have to follow the instructor everywhere." Shan Pu's voice rose slightly, obviously she was happy with Li Yan's teasing, or she was satisfied with her current life. "How are you doing there? How's your novel score?" Her voice was soft, but Li Yan still heard her worry, So he could only look at the blank document and swallow his bitterness and said: "It's good, everything is good, life, novels and so on." He had a panoramic view of the messy bedroom, He scratched his hair and his hands were all greasy. She seemed to hear his pain, her voice was a little choked, "I'm sorry... I'm sorry..." "What are you talking about, the breakup is not your fault, it is mine. I am not worthy of you, and you are right." Li Yan lay on the bed tiredly and whispered softly with his mobile phone to his ear. "I'm sorry... Maybe I shouldn't have encouraged you in the first place, maybe you wouldn't have..." Li Yan seemed to be able to see the girl's tears, but when he heard this, in addition to heartache, he felt more angry, "It's me who wants to write a novel! It's me. I thought I was talented and wanted to write a novel! It's because I don't have the ability and now I can only struggle to make ends meet!" "It's a breakup, you don't have to worry about me being immersed in the past!" He growled in a low voice, with anger and pain in every word. "Live your life well..." After he said these words, he had taken away all his energy. He knew that he had lost his temper and vented his incompetence on the person he loved most. Is this still the high-spirited him in high school? He thought mockingly, There were sobs coming from the phone, but he had no strength to comfort her, so he could only say: "I'm sorry, I want to sleep, goodbye." She seemed to want to say something else, but it had been cut off by Li Yan. Li Yan was lying on the bed, not knowing what tomorrow would be like, not knowing what the future would be like. He seemed to be dreaming about his high school days again. A beautiful girl gently pushed open his door, "The meal is here."
I bet that Gou Mushroom will become a eunuch within a hundred chapters. If I lose, Gou Mushroom will call me dad. If I win, Gou Mushroom will call me mom!
Be patient and don't be impatient. It's too early to finish the book. I can write for at least half a day (edit)
Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you wrote a novel about a eunuch's transformation and then became an eunuch yourself?🙂
Wake up, Mushroom, you don't have female readers 😏😏😏
Mushrooms are particular about people, so take a bite before leaving.
Damn, the protagonist looks just like me. Fuck, what's different is that the main character in the article is accompanied by a beautiful girl, supported by a big brother in the industry, has an editor working on a small project, and has a high-quality performance since his debut... Let's talk about me first. I am also a high school student, and I am also a writing enthusiast. However, unlike the protagonist in the article, I gave up the college entrance examination and university directly after thinking about it, and then turned around and devoted myself directly to writing. The results are not good, but I wrote 1.1 Million words from October last year to June this year. I wrote three books in total, one is The Eunuch (1,000 orders), a book with a four-to-one order ratio of 1,500 orders and a 1,500-to-1 order ratio. Every book I write is worth thousands of orders, and I have some income, but I have only reached the threshold of online writing. Compared with the protagonist in the article, there is a big income gap, and there is less room for improvement. The protagonist in the article has the help of various big shots and the recognition of various people, but I only have my own exploration of online articles and the rejection of my family. After comparing it, I finally understood why I pursued this book. I want to see another me reach the peak faster, see what I look like at the peak, and then continue to work hard to code and strive to reach the same peak one day. To be honest, I envy the protagonist in the article. But after looking at it, I felt that it was me, my future self, and the flame of confidence burned in my chest. This story... Is so good.
I am so touched. What I like most in the online literary world is that the first writer you think of is you. Ever since I read your book, I have been reading it rain or shine. When I see another book about Mushroom on the shelves, I have a small wish. Can you kowtow to me?
If I stop updating again this time, I will. . .
My pen name is "Kenta Inuno" and I am a vocational high school student. I have written 13 novels (all to be continued). The output is amazing and the quality is guaranteed. All of them have been signed (or are in the process of being signed). In the past, my motto was, "As long as I cut it! Get it! Hurry! I am the man who can never be signed by Dian Niang." But now, there is a woman named Lin Moumou who has a black powder and uses delicious food as bait and beauty to make me continue to write novels. I have no choice but to swear here. : If the novel "Tokyo ***" is not finished this time, my pen name will be written backwards. I am serious (I am talking about you, Dian Niang blocked my editors), Jiang Zi🤫