What Is It Like to Be Able to Realize a Lie?

The difference between ordinary people and normal authors and water gods. How to water 1. How ordinary people write: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. Normal author's writing: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. 3. How Water God writes: Today is March 234, 2025. I wrote this in my notebook. One hour has passed since the power outage notified by the neighborhood committee. The top priority now is that I need to prepare a flashlight that can shine. Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt an uneasy feeling in my heart. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I faced the empty space inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult choice - go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. Where is life without trouble? Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Who has ever heard of such a thing? How could I allow it to happen when no one has ever heard of it? ? I'm human too! I have feelings too! ! ! It's just... Making a choice is really, really hard. When I go downstairs to buy batteries, I have to put on clothes and pants, I have to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I have to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I have to be wary of meteorites in the sky. Thinking of this, I am speechless... But if you look for it at home, my dear friends, after this age, who else still has AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma. I thought about it for almost two hours. . . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my former and former girlfriends. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of problem solving, and if you have an old-fashioned flashlight that doesn't have the right center of gravity, stick the batteries in it. I pressed the switch of the flashlight and it turned on. The brightness of this flashlight, which only relies on the power generated by the AA battery to provide energy, is undoubtedly weak compared to lithium battery flashlights. But this does not hinder its value to me. Physics teacher Einstein Chen once explained this principle to me. Unfortunately, I have forgotten that the human brain is a good thing. It will always quietly forget something as time goes by. Those memories can be painful and unforgettable, but they can also be so ordinary. So I don't have any expectations for the brightness of the No. 1 Battery. It can barely illuminate enough to see, but it flickers a little, reminding me of the danger of darkness. In such a dark environment, the abnormality of the flashlight is simply fatal. The steady flashing flashlight light affected my breathing. I was actually very nervous. The split ends of the thirteenth hair on the right side, near my right ear and my temple, along the corner of my eye, were all consciously closed and twisted into a ball. My armpits were wet with sweat, and the exposed body odor exposed my panic and anxiety. At this time, I had to calm down and swallowed a sip of water subconsciously. I was not sure whether the saliva was I have bad breath. Although I am still chewing two Green Arrow chewing gums that cost two yuan, I can no longer think about anything else in such a tense environment. Take a deep breath, stay calm, okay, continue, think like Putin the Great, and think about how to deal with this problem. First, it needs to be divided into three steps: step one... Two... Three...(I don't want to write it down, I'm going to end it). Oh no! Wait, where did I get my girlfriend from? How can a normal person carry around AA batteries!

Newcomers, let's take a look at Lily Milk's books. If you like them, you'll add them to your bookshelf.

Change the cover, change the title of the book. To be honest, this kind of cover name requires a master to write it. It is too common. It belongs to the kind of people who just take a look at it and scratch it without any points of interest. If you hadn't read the book, I wouldn't have known that this book has thirty chapters.

This one was ruined by Lily, so don't look for him to py on the next new book.

The ability of Zhenjian!

I'll give you a recommendation ticket tomorrow. I'll take a look first. I'll forget about it being poisonous and boring.

Which website does the author write books on now?

Look, Dunshan comes out again, an unfinished building

Damn, I just saw the book at midnight today. I stayed up all night to read it, and then you told me that I needed to have an abortion?

Not bad, the setting is excellent, the characters are positive, the plot is still too small to be evaluated, but it is already considered a good one. Come on, author (and the Poujie Little Theater is very interesting (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄))

Author, I gave you a recommendation ticket I am very poor

Damn it, I've been a eunuch since 21 years, and I'm actually in a new book investment.

Why do I always feel that this Guan Bo is the fat guy from the author's previous book?

Lies can turn right and wrong in an instant. I don't know why I suddenly thought of this sentence.

In fact, the writing is not poisonous, it may be a stomachache, but the cover and title ruin everything.

No, I feel like my grades are pretty good, that's all 😭

I feel very good. I can't stand Tudou Sanshao anymore. I wait for your update every day.

I invested as soon as I found out about it today, and I was told to finish it in the evening. . Why. .

By the way, go to the antique stall and turn on the score-boosting mode.

It seems that there is a book that is very similar to what you wrote. It is an exaggerated advertisement.

Add a bookshelf first and let it grow for a few days to see if it dies.