The Sage Body, Beginning in the Hidden Leaf

I think this is the author in our minds

Hahahaha, Konoha destroyed the whirlpool and even licked Konoha, I laughed.

The Naruto movie the author watched was definitely a pirated version, and basic common sense was completely messed up.

I don't understand why the rope tree should be written to death.

Danzo and the Third Hokage were both disciples of the Second Hokage, and Danzo was also a high-level official in Konoha. How could he not know about Maruboshi Kosuke? What's even more funny is that Danzo thinks that the Third Hokage's hard power is not as good as his? This author, Kuro Danzo, is really drunk. Many parts of the writing are very distorted. It feels weird, like a novel where the plot has been forcibly modified.

Wasn't the Uzumaki clan destroyed by these ninja villages working together? Konoha's role is not small, right? Why did you go to Konoha?

It's disgusting to read. The preface doesn't match the follow-up. It was said earlier that someone who wants to travel the world and become a Hokage doesn't want to care about the office stuff. Later, when he becomes stronger and stronger, there will be some reforms. He also sees ordinary people suffering and shows compassion. He has a hand in everything. The main character in the previous article has no emotional fluctuations. After writing the character, the emotions become richer and richer. Did you change the author or did your family undergo a big change that changed your personality? Can you write two styles in one book? If I really can't finish writing it, I'll end it. Forcibly inserting the plot will only make people more disgusting the more I watch it.

Good guy, look at the introduction, a Uzumaki from the Kingdom of Uzumaki has his own country, how can he become a member of Konoha? When the Kingdom of Whirlpool was destroyed, Konoha, the traditional ally of the neighboring country, didn't send anyone to help you. Konoha even betrayed its alliance, and they still licked it with shame. Isn't it cheap?

There is a problem with the timeline. Madara saw the stone tablet in the Uchiha basement, then broke with the village, went to war with Hashirama, lost to Hashirama, bit off Hashirama's flesh and blood, then created White Zetsu in the cave, and then created Black Zetsu. It seems like this. Is there anyone with a big hand?

The more I write, the more rubbish I write. Before I learned the Immortal Method, I could barely read it. After I learned it, if anything I wrote came up, I used the Immortal Method and my own cells to consume my 10 years of life and make several power banks. I'm so convinced. The male protagonist also wears a female mecha and fights on catwalk. . . . . . .