The Sage Body, Beginning in the Hidden Leaf

I think this is the author in our minds.

Hahaha, Konoha wiped out the Uzumaki clan, and they're still licking Konoha's boots? I laughed.

The author definitely watched a pirated copy of Naruto; his basic common sense is completely messed up.

I don't quite understand why the rope tree was written to die.

Danzo and the Third Hokage were both students of the Second Hokage, and Danzo was also a high-ranking official in Konoha. How could he not know Maruboshi Kosuke? Even more ridiculous is that Danzo thought the Third Hokage's strength was inferior to his own? This author doesn't even know how to properly portray Danzo; it's truly baffling. Many parts are written awkwardly, making it feel very strange, like a novel with a forced plot change.

Wasn't the Uzumaki clan wiped out by a combined effort from several ninja villages? Konoha played a significant role too, right? So why are you going to Konoha?

It's disgusting to read. The plot is incoherent. At the beginning, the protagonist says he wants to travel the world, has no intention of becoming Hokage, and doesn't want to deal with office politics. But later, as his strength increases, he starts some kind of reform, and he even shows compassion for ordinary people suffering. He has to meddle in everything.

Good grief, judging from the description, a whirlpool from the Land of Whirlpools, with his own country, how did he become a member of Konoha? When the Land of Whirlpools was destroyed, Konoha, its traditional ally and neighboring country, didn't send anyone to help him. Konoha betrayed their alliance, and he still has the nerve to fawn over them? How shameless!

There's something wrong with the timeline. Madara saw the stone tablet in the Uchiha basement, then broke with the village, fought Hashirama, was no match for Hashirama, bit off Hashirama's flesh, then created White Zetsu in the cave, and then created Black Zetsu. Something like that. Is there anyone who knows?

The writing gets worse and worse. Before he learned immortal techniques, it was barely readable, but after that, the plot devolved into characters using immortal techniques and their own cells to consume 10 years of their lifespan to create several "power banks." I'm truly speechless. The male lead even wears a female mecha and walks like a cat in battle...