A Tap Makes Me Stronger

You patted the pregnant woman and her twins +1

Tap the earth, become the master of the planet, invincible globally. The End.

You patted yourself, and the system gained +1.

The quality drops drastically after chapter 50; it's completely unreadable. It's utterly incomprehensible... What? Selling the house means you've made enemies with the Liu family? Are you kidding me? Isn't that an apology? And you can't even make that decision?

You patted your little brother, and your brother's stats increased by 1.

I patted the author on the shoulder, and he slumped over. [Doge emoji]

The protagonist is a menace; everything was peaceful before he appeared. All sorts of monsters and demons came out the moment he showed up.

The main character is a monkey, who is watched and criticized by people.

You patted the wellness technician! Ventriloquism +1

Proving martial arts is practically poison; without a system, how can you prove your abilities? You could at least make some sense by saying it's based on the proof of your students' skills. (This last part is a eunuch's statement.)