Detective Conan: It's Not Huadiao, It's Just Ridiculous

Name: Detective Conan: It's Not Huadiao, It's Just Ridiculous
Author: Sad Little Fish

柯南之不是花雕是沙雕

by Sad Little Fish (悲彩小鱼)

Status: Completed
Length: 672k Words
Genre: Light Novel
Subgenre: ACG Fanfiction
Updated: 4y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Main account:

Gin: “The new girl has decent skills, and she’s ruthless enough. She’s worth cultivating.”

The good side: “You’re definitely getting those silver handcuffs.jpg”

Some time later:

The good side: “Hmm, I feel like she’s a mom sometimes and a big sister at other times. She’s a good person!”

The Black Organization: “?”

You’re telling me this almost completely black Huadiao wine is a good person?

Chinese undercover agent Huadiao: “Hehe?”

Police academy side account:

Rei: “Sakurai [the side account’s name] can be a bit short-tempered sometimes, but he’s a gentle... man.”

Hiromitsu: “He’s a very responsible man who values loyalty.”

Matsuda: “Hmph. He looks cold, but he’s just a coward!”

Huadiao, a real woman forced to take on the labels “frail,” “cold on the outside, warm on the inside,” and “a real man”: “Get lost!!!”

Huadiao: “Thanks for asking. I’m in the full-dive game ‘A Closer Look at Conan-Science.’ It’s very realistic. It feels a little creepy sometimes, but it’s lots of fun. Highly recommended.”

The Detective Conan storyline takes place in a full-dive game and will not merge with reality.

No pairings in this book!

[Note: The author is letting loose, so the plot may not proceed in order. The extra chapters can be skipped entirely.]

A certain deity tossed out a string of numbers:

477690619

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