
Isn't There Really Someone Who Is a Licker?
不会真有人当舔狗吧
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 537k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Audience
- Male
- Subgenre
- Eastern Xuanhuan
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- Qidian
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For me, who takes reading as most of my entertainment, book shortage is a very scary word, but it is also a very common word. What's even more speechless is that as my reading age increases, my appetite for books becomes more and more intense. So I often encounter this kind of cheating thing, that is, when I am free, I open the reader and search for books randomly for a long time! I created this book list for my book friends who share the same pain. I hope that reading my painless books will als
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Sure enough, in the end, I fell into the cliche. After licking one, I didn't know how to make up the subsequent relationship with her. I couldn't write it off, couldn't accept it, and couldn't leave everything with a rotten crotch. Then a certain sect or family boss came to pick up his long-lost daughter. It's so funny, it's been more than 20 years, but I just found it at this time. Aren't you embarrassed when writing this paragraph? This is all using a bad routine, how is it different from the car accident and cancer in the Korean drama. This kind of forced cliché setting if you can't control the plot, you will know if you think about this novel later.
This kind of subject matter is good, it is the type I like to read.
1: The writing is rough, the plot is draggy, and I feel nothing when watching it. 2: The author's idea layout is simply, forget it, a little naive and very unreasonable. 3: If the material selection is satirical, it would be good, and at least the language should be humorous. However, I only read the first two films. The theme does have some hints, but the narrative technique is indeed too immature. There were too many poison points, so I was sent away after two. I hope you can reflect and read what you have written. Finally, please do your best.
To be honest, the previous writing is quite good, but the more I read, the less serious the author seems to take his hard work. I can understand that you made typos in the coding. After all, after coding carefully, you may have missed something after checking it several times. But if an enthusiastic reader marked the typos, you didn't go back to correct them. Isn't it too perfunctory? Moreover, there were so many typos that it gave me the illusion that I was watching a pirated version, and I didn't even know the meaning of the original version I was following. And I don't know if it's because I'm not well-educated, but some sentences seem to have grammatical errors, which is really confusing. Secondly, as soon as you enter the Cave of Paradise, it is obvious that water begins to pour in, making it boring to watch. I can understand this, after all, what kind of online novels are there that will run out of water? But is it inappropriate to inject water like this in the early stage? The last thing I want to say is that the trolls keep their mouths full of kindness. If you don't have any 🐴, then feel free to troll!
No one really likes this book, right?
It's a good theme and good setting But the plot is so poisonous. After just one glance, I can imagine what will happen next. Also, I'm not against harem stories, but I'm not going to pounce on them just because of a woman, right? The favorability value can only be increased by admiration? I really can't stand it when I see that the author changed the title of the book for the sake of popularity. I was patiently waiting to see if there were any surprises in the writing. If you have this time to think about how to increase the popularity, you might as well think about how to portray the characters well. I know that you can have the motivation to write if you subscribe
The setting of the book is good, but I always feel that the writing is crooked. Except for the first scumbag who is interesting, the appearance of the other two women feels like they make the protagonist a scumbag. Especially the sexy operation of licking the senior sister and the senior sister's master after licking the senior sister was something I never expected. I feel that it was written this way to avoid being cliché, but it did make people feel a little uncomfortable. It's better if you show that you have no interest in senior sister.
The licking from behind is too messy. I can't stand it anymore after reading chapters 60 and 70.
Book review activity, on three ways to pursue Miss Shen Ruyu
Book Review Event Looking forward to how Lin Ping will attack Shen Ruyu. How should he open the first sentence when they meet for the first time? Should he be direct and flattering as always, or should he pretend to be affectionate and endearing? How should he pursue such a cold and arrogant young witch elder with a bit of a blunt and weird temper to attract her at first sight? I'm looking forward to the author's imagination, but when I saw the update today, Lin Ping just met each other indifferently, pretending to be affectionate or pure and devoted, but fell in love at first sight, so "unfathomable" to impress the cold female devil? Lin Ping seemed to be serious all of a sudden. He was a gentleman and a serious gentleman. He was polite, courteous and modest. He was affectionate and moved his heart. (After getting along for a long time, he saw that Lin Ping, a gentleman, "respected each other as a guest" and was deeply moved by his love for "friends". He told heartfelt stories again, talked about lovesickness and thoughtfully healed old wounds and illnesses?) (He was known for his personality charm. Beautiful appearance and talent, with the aura of the protagonist but the witch alone is easy to get emotional? If so, it is too low-level and the routine is low-level), it is okay to pursue it in this way, but it is not amazing enough How can it be consistent with the prospect and open to imagination, expected and reasonable, innovative and natural? Looking forward to the author's performance
Baipao, I'm in a hurry, can you post the picture directly? I don't want to read a lot of long and smelly text!
What does probation have to do with dog licking?
It's not that I don't want to vote for you, but I can only give you two monthly votes. This is not what I want.
I have a question, is the comment area just for comments?
There are too few updates. Once it's on the shelves, it's updated once a day! The author is too weak and not interesting enough!
If you want votes, at least there should be more updates... One chapter per day...
🤫 Although some people say that there is a similar book, plagiarism or something, I have read that one... Personally, I feel that the book is full of jokes and the like, but it is not as written in this book. I feel like it, but the update is a bit slow. Can you tell me the reason why it is updated?
Everyone has their own preferences for radish and greens, and you can only know whether they suit your taste after reading them. Can those who only rely on book reviews to choose books find a book that suits them? If you like it, you are welcome to enter. If you don't like it, please turn left and leave silently. There is no need to come here and post some bad comments to affect the reading experience of others.
After reading Chapter 4, there is something I must say. Two friends advise the protagonist to stop licking, stop licking. I personally think this is enough of a friend, right? In the world of cultivating immortals, it is good to have one or two people who are good to you. What the protagonist said was purely to ignite the anger of his friends. The character of the protagonist in this chapter is very problematic.
If you lick one person, you will be a dog; if you lick ten people, you will be a wolf; if you lick a hundred people, you will be a tiger; if you lick ten thousand people, you will be a king; if you lick tens of thousands of people, you will be the king of kings. The king of kings, ham sausage, one section is better than six. Three Hundred Years, Jiuzhitang, cures kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar, jelly I want Xizhilang.
Just entered the pit, a piece of fairy grass~
It's really interesting to write, I really like it hahahaha! It's just to complete the task and get benefits, not just to be a licking dog and respond to Lin Qingxue's requests. This is very nice! It doesn't make people feel uncomfortable, but adds a bit of sinister attributes to the protagonist. Are there constant laughs? Especially Lin Qingxue's random thoughts, her arrogant sense of superiority makes us look at it from God's perspective, hahaha, it makes me laugh to death! There is also the tragedy of Cui Yunkai being abandoned by the goddess, which more fully proves that there is nothing left after licking the dog and licking the dog in the end. I secretly ask, will this little Cui appear later? I always feel that there is a hidden plot. Well, maybe it is my illusion! No matter how much it is, I just like it very much! A thousand words can only be condensed into two words! That is: Follow up! Follow up! Follow up! ! ! Say important things three times! ! ! I am really looking forward to the following chapters, so that Lin Ping can move to Yangmei Peak as soon as possible!
Why are the names of books nowadays so weird?
Well, come on, author😘😘😘
I'm not a licker
Honey, I'm so happy! The wages were finally paid today. Are you happy? 🤭 During the internship, the salary is not high, only 1,200 yuan, after deducting insurance and other expenses for one month. How much do you think I will transfer to you? Do you think I will give you 650, because there is still 100 for the perfect attendance award in the factory, so if one person pays half of it, it will be 650? Wrong, I won't give you 650. Then you'll use it up after treating your female classmate to two meals, and you won't be able to appreciate my love for you... Me, I will borrow another 14 yuan from my colleagues and collect enough 1314 to transfer to you. Are you happy? Are you surprised? Will you love me more? 🤭🤭 When you run out of money, you must tell me as soon as possible, and I will lend it to you again, but don't wrong yourself... Otherwise the baby will feel distressed...
What a rubbish book, haha. Shouldn't we just be a licker and not be able to practice without relying on the system? Where has the dignity of the male protagonist gone? Some people are willing to die rather than surrender, but people like the male protagonist should die.
The plot is almost exactly the same as I Don't Want to Fall in Love, but it's just a fairy tale. In the beginning, it's a dog-licking match with Bichi. Zhang Haobi🗡️ is exactly the same as the plot at the art exhibition. It's a mine explosion and a loss of Bichi. You're replacing an iceberg goddess with little experience in the world. Don't you know how to change your personality and platform? You two are on the same platform. You really don't think others can see it?
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I had never seen anything similar, so at first I thought this idea was good and had some potential. Then the second target began to collapse. No one is perfect. Whether it's a scumbag or a dog, it's not a good pursuit. At least for my age group, these are immature behaviors. Dog licking usually occurs when someone is in love for the first time and has never been beaten by society. Otherwise, it is a defect in emotional intelligence and abnormal psychological growth. A scumbag is a kind of personality defect that abandons conscience and cheats to satisfy his own selfishness (or lust, or vanity). As people grow up in society, they will be infected with some miscellaneous colors. Whether it is utilitarian or selfish, there is nothing wrong with pursuing self-protection. But as a human being, you cannot abandon your own conscience or moral bottom line. The crossover between man and beast lies here. After social animals form a society, they will use a framework to constrain the group. In the group, everyone is both a beneficiary and a victim. Smart people know how to seek good fortune and avoid harm within this framework, and know how to be flexible within the existing rules. But honest people don't have this ability. (It's not that he doesn't want to, but he won't...) It's easy to abandon your conscience or cross your bottom line. For example, if I don't have money, if I go to rob or kill a rich person, wouldn't that be enough? This operation is very simple. But the law doesn't allow it. The cost of this method is too low. If everyone can do it, everyone will be in danger, and society will be unstable or even collapse. You always flip the table and either disband the group or be eliminated by the group. In short, after you get rid of the bottom line, you are no longer a member of the group. Being a scumbag is the same. Wherever you put your bottom line, that's what kind of person you are. The system issues tasks to influence others... Does it have to be done in a scumbag way? Why was the first goal so successful? A scumbag man fights a scumbag girl, everyone depends on their ability, and whoever is wise will play with whom. This is within the rules, and everyone will find it enjoyable if the male protagonist wins. Contrary to the second goal, Mu itself is harmless. The male protagonist tried his best to deceive and sneak attack... Ahem. What's the bottom line? For the sake of cultivation, he deceived one today and cheated on that tomorrow. In the end, he cultivated to the heavens, but if he threw away his cultivation... He was just a liar who was eating soft food. One day he wants to live a normal life. Will he let go of what he did in the past? How do you convince me that although I am a scumbag, it is for the sake of cultivation, and now I am a good person because I want to be a good person? Are you a good person? How to deceive yourself? Once again, there is a bottom line issue. If you lower the standards of normal people and you have reasons for blowing up countless people, then you will still be a scumbag... This is instinct. Either you admit that you are a scumbag... Then the rules or conscience will restrict you again, and you will suffer in your heart. There is also the third type, successful psychological construction. I am different from others. I am the son of destiny, so I can do this, and no one else can... To break through the bottom line in this way, you will find that you are another creature that looks like a human being. Like Hannibal... Actually, this idea is a good idea. But I think the author put too little thought into it. You can completely use this system to explore all kinds of things in the world, whether it is a scumbag or an innocent girl... Different people have different ways of contacting them. If you just want to be influenced, there are many ways. Why bother with the lowest level of licking? And regarding the description of character, especially... Realistically, no one can conceptualize it like this. If the first goal was in reality, I would have killed myself by playing the club long ago. She is said to be a green tea, the lowest level is not that low, and there is no feeling when fighting.
It's really good. I've had it for a few months. I'll come back and see what a good eunuch it is.
The biggest failure is to abandon those women who have finished licking them. They are really scum and have incorrect views. Qidian is now promoting this kind of book?
Author, you have too little experience to understand people's hearts. I just finished reading five chapters, and I would like to share two thoughts after reading it. I hope I won't be angry 🥺 First, there is a bug. It has been ten years since I started playing, and the protagonist has been playing for four years, but he is only alive for six years. The author must be strict with his own settings 😚 Secondly, the author does not understand the human nature of green tea. After offending her, he gave her only one of the three pills without a very good reason. It would definitely not gain Green Tea's favor, only hatred. Because in her heart, three of them are hers (the minimum psychological expectation is that two are hers) and now there is only one. She thinks that the protagonist cheated her with the elixir 😓 I am now letting the dog lick the dog to deal with the green tea ultimate move (if I (He is the protagonist): I will tell her that I know how to buy a certain person (which can increase your cultivation qualifications, etc., And is very precious anyway). It only costs more than 50 spirit stones. I want to buy it for her as a birthday gift, but I have so many spirit stones, and I also wanted to give these three pills to her. I really had no choice but to sell two of them and give the remaining one to her. However, I didn't have enough spiritual stones. I wanted to give her something else as a surprise, so I asked her for the spiritual stones 🥺 before. Give her a pill😁 Haha, I drew a big cake for her like this, and I guess she will give me some spiritual stones to buy so-and-so. I only paid for one pill and went straight to this green tea😁