
I Couldn’t Possibly Be the Sword God
我不可能是剑神
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.6M Words
- Genre
- Cultivation
- Subgenre
- Classical Xianxia
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- Qidian
Synopsis
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It's perfect. It tells a relaxing and freehand story with 1.62 Million words. It ends with laughter. There is no uncomfortable plot. It is very relaxing when reading. The rhythm is relaxed and relaxed. Even if the plot development is expected, it does not destroy the desire to read at all. I can only say that it is really high. This is the first time I have read a novel without a heroine. It is a reading experience that is different from most online novels. I look forward to your new work.
Lantern Monster's Past and Present Life
On an ordinary day, ordinary me traveled through time. I actually became a little lantern monster in Shilipo. The traveler must be the protagonist - so, I feel, my story has begun. Although I am just a little lantern monster, I can only emit glowing light at the moment. However, one day, I will become a being that is more dazzling than the sun, so that the underworld that the sun cannot shine will be filled with the light of my big lantern. So, I was addicted to practice every moment. "Mohahaha..." A female lantern monster approached me and talked to me. Her name is Kucha Kuchada Si La Si Ji, which means "death without warning" in the Lantern language. Kucha Kucha is a very nice and gentle lantern monster. I can tell that she likes me very much. However, I am the protagonist, and I just want to become powerful. I don't want to be like other lantern monsters, confused and unaware of the situation. I want to turn my hands to cover the clouds and rain, and dominate all living things. So, I cannot accept her love. "Aba Aba..." Kucha Kucha told me that there is a big devil in this world, and he will suddenly come at a certain moment, and then massacre our tribe... Kucha Kucha's words made me very angry, but also very excited. I know that I am the protagonist and my destiny is different from others. This devil will eventually be defeated by me. "The fate of the Lantern Clan will be saved by me!" When I said this, the sunset was just rising on the horizon. I only looked at the sunset, but I didn't know she was looking at me. It was dark, and a Taoist priest came from Shilipo. A very handsome and handsome Taoist priest. How handsome is he? His appearance among humans is comparable to my appearance among Lantern Monsters. If we could communicate, maybe we would appreciate each other! ——I think so. But, the next second, the Taoist priest drew his sword. "One library, one library..." The cries of the lantern monsters sounded all around. It means "The big devil is coming!" It turns out that this handsome Taoist priest is the devil who massacred the Lantern Clan. He waved his sword expressionlessly, and then, my people died one by one. He has already walked towards me. Calmly he waved the butcher knife at me. Kuchakudasilaji came to me. She may have tried to block the sword for me. But... The sword energy split her and me in half without any hindrance. "Squaw with..." She said. It means, "We are finally together." I watched myself and her disappear into the invisible as the sword energy began to disappear... Only at the moment of death did I understand - It turned out that I was not the protagonist at all. I am just a passerby and cannon fodder in other people's stories. However, there is one exception. In the sunset at dusk, I look at the world. She looked at me!
It can only be said to be a masterpiece. In the Internet literature world where the streets are full of monster-killing, upgrade and development stories, the current Invincible novel, I would like to emphasize again that this is the real Invincible novel. This is definitely a masterpiece. There are not ten such good books in the entire Internet, which has also led to a shortage of books for more than two years. In terms of text description, plot concept, and character setting, I feel that this author is at the first-class level in the Internet literature industry. At least in the books I have read, the author's writing skills have exceeded a hundred. Ninety percent author, come on, author 😊, now fantasy novels in the online literary world are basically all about fighting monsters and upgrading all day long, either being hunted or being forced to write. As a reader, I feel embarrassed when I read it. Of course, this book also has writing, but it is natural and it feels like it comes naturally. Finally, if you haven't read enough of the crappy development literature on the street, please take a detour. Don't slander my love of books. Comrades who are tired of reading development literature can read it. It is non-toxic in the whole process. Thank you! If you don't like it, don't complain. I'll scold you anyway.
The only invincible article that I can read, the author can be said to have grasped the essence of the one-punch style invincible article, no 🔥 It really doesn't make sense
Is there any medical dog in the book club that can educate you about Crohn's disease? Is the risk of cancer high? What is the cure rate? I wish Pei Bunuo a speedy recovery, we will always wait for your return. As long as people are okay, there is hope for everything.
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I hope the author can keep up the good work, I really think this is an interesting novel so far. The protagonist is well-established and has a very likable personality. I am tired of those extreme and completely self-centered protagonists. It is actually difficult to write well with a character who is similar to the "One Punch Man" model as the protagonist. The time traveler is a human being of two lives. He has an IQ crushing on most characters, and he also likes to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, which makes him easy to make faces (the so-called IQ crushing is more about treating villains as mentally retarded). Martial arts are adult fairy tales, and fantasy works also need to be beautiful, instead of just fighting for money, food, women, and territory. In that case, it is better to read books with color. I wish the author can put it on the shelves soon, and I will keep the monthly ticket for you haha
The writing is pretty good, at least it's comfortable to read, it's not a robber cultivating an immortal, there are many jokes, and the car is fast. The disadvantage is that there is almost no plot setting. Anyway, the protagonist is invincible and has no ideas of his own, so he just made the excuse that with greater power comes greater responsibility and buying a house. Then a protagonist who is at least the level of a land fairy is repeatedly asked to do tasks to clear out mobs, and opens a mini map again and again. The invincible article is still more suitable for daily use. Now that it is written like this, readers like me have no resonance at all except that it is handsome.
A brief review of "I Can't Be the Sword God" by Han Hui
A nonsensical and invincible comedy with a fairy tale background. It seems that the writing is messy, but in fact, the reading is also messy, just like listening to Guo Degang's cross talk. Different from traditional refreshing novels about "bitterness and hatred", this book is very light-hearted, and the jerky newcomer author is actually an experienced driver with superb driving skills. The writing style is unique and funny, the writing style is passable, the language is plain and rich, and there is a degree of restraint. The memes are densely packed, and he can both create his own memes and also make bad memes on the Internet. The male protagonist Li Chu traveled to a certain Xianxia game and was very cautious. He reached level 71 in Shilipo before leaving the mountain (the realm of this world is only seven levels in total). Naturally, there is no one who is invincible in the world, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by one sword; even if there is, it can be solved by two swords. However, Li Chu has a master who pretends to be like the wind, which makes the male protagonist have the illusion that he is weak, but the demons he defeated are weaker. Cliché, but not a derogatory term. Vulgarity means writing content that readers like to hear and see. There is no pretense of profound ideas. The characters in the book pretend to be crazy and act silly to make people laugh. Typology, if I write too much about this counter-routine, readers can guess the subsequent development. It is nothing more than when others encounter trouble, they find the protagonist to solve it easily. Admittedly, under the framework of this nonsensical and invincible flow, I can only write like this. Just like most of Conan's plots, Conan meets the case and is solved by him. But the core of the story in each case and each mini-plot is different. The author can make most of the unit dramas have no sense of similarity. In fact, the author has also tried to write small unit dramas that are slightly longer or more serious, using more supporting characters to depict the background, or making the events more complex and profound. But the effect was not good, and the funny atmosphere was lost. Moreover, the main character is invisible, and only a few nameless supporting actors appear on the stage. This is also a taboo in Internet literature. Even if there is no upgrade and no logic, the writing method is quite different from the mainstream online writing. It is difficult to write 1 million words in Wudi Liu, which has particularly high requirements on the story. Otherwise, the sense of sameness will not only make it difficult for readers to read, but it will also make the author feel uninterested in writing. It is easy for the protagonist to jump out of the ceiling of the world in a blink of an eye. At this time, he will either transform and upgrade, or the eunuch will be unfinished. It is very rare to write such a long book and still keep it fresh. The author takes us to see the bright moonlight in Yuhang, the flying snow in Luocheng, the misty fog in southern Xinjiang, and the sharp wind in the north. It is such a romantic experience. The author is currently in poor health and the update speed is not fast, but the quality is still unmatched.