The Last Grassroots Fairy

The daily dialogue of a straight man. Woman: Husband, why does the baby cry after birth? Man: After so many brothers died, he is the only one left. Can you not be sad? Female: Going crazy (expression) … Woman: Honey, are you going to eat me? (Colorful expression) Man: Why? Woman: Then we can be together forever. (Happy expression) Man: No, if I pull you out, wouldn't it stink? Who would dare to ask for it? Female: MMP (sweating expression) … Yes, this is the daily life of a straight man flirting with girls. Although he looks like a fool, he has been a god with boundless power for five hundred years. Even the Emperor of Heaven often ignores him. Now that he has landed in the mortal world, let's see how he counterattacks step by step.