Disciple, Come Quickly to the Bowl

My side job is cultivating immortals, and my main job is bragging. I was a carefree person on earth, but he forced me to practice useless immortality. I want to be a brother with Guan Yu and marry that snow-white beauty as my wife. "Master, master, master, we'll change after that." No master can escape our clutches. Bring it on! ! ! ! Little masters! ! ! !