Don't Force Me to Use a Large Size

It's well written, but no one reads it

In some areas in the south, such as Guangxi and other places, the large number refers to defecation, and the corresponding small number refers to urination.

The introduction is very interesting. Three hundred years before Buddha, the protagonist was alive because he was taken away by immortals. Then he came back to seize the throne from his brother. The question is why his brother should live for three hundred years. I'm going to take a look. Maybe I'm trying to steal the throne from my nephew, right?

Reading this introduction, I inexplicably thought, "Three years have passed, I have made a breakthrough, and I welcome the Dragon King."

The God of War, Chen Zheng, had been fighting for ten years. After returning to his hometown, he found that his wife and daughter, whom he had not seen for many years, were living in a doghouse. Chen Zheng was furious and gave an order. Each of the 100,000 soldiers gave the God of War a slap in the face. You are the only one who gets more trouble every day.

Don't force me to be a big size 😏

You have been robbed, and your brother won't accept it and give it to outsiders? After practicing for three hundred years, I just want to get back the throne and don't care. After hundreds of years, I have been repairing my brain...

Haha, large size? The Charge? ? ?

I haven't read it yet, so I don't know whether this novel is poisonous or not. Who will verify it.

Dynasty struggle for hegemony? This time traveler feels like he has been completely assimilated. I shudder at the thought of an independent traveler being assimilated into a native. Forget it, goodbye.

It has to be three hundred years before the Buddha. The Buddha in fantasy novels is the most unreliable. One moment he is a Buddha, and the next moment he may be a devil. It is too unstable.

Slowly type a "?"