These Things Are Not Elves

It is said that elves love peace? A demon who was harassed by elves to despair: These guys are the biggest warmongers on the continent, okay? They are doing crazy tasks every day. Where do so many tasks come from? It's hard for me to find a mission even if I don't have one, okay? It is said that elves are beautiful, easy to bully and very valuable? A certain human aristocrat who was so excited that he took pictures of his wheelchair: Haha, are you afraid that you have never been beaten by a group of people? Did you see my legs? They are gone! Wait, what did you say, kidnapping elves! Brother Elf, someone here wants to kidnap you and I want to report it! Elf: Where is the mission! Wait for us we are coming! This is the story of a group of humans disguised as elves. Elf? Hetui, these guys are not elves!