The Otherworldly Inn

“Welcome to the Central Plane, Earth. This is an inn that caters exclusively to visitors from other dimensions. In addition to basic accommodation, you can enjoy all kinds of services at unbeatable prices.”

“Travelers who enjoy exploring and trading can use our dimensional travel service to visit any plane you like. What’s that? You can’t communicate? No problem. We offer crash courses in the basic cultural knowledge of every dimension.”

“Travelers seeking power can use our facilities to increase their cultivation speed several times over. What’s that? You lack comprehension? No problem. We offer expert guidance. Whether you want to become a Sword Saint or a Sage, we can make your wish come true.”

“Female travelers seeking true love, we currently have a vacancy for an innkeeper’s wife... Ahem... Anyway, if you can think of it, we can do it. Of course, all of this depends on you having enough money.”

“What’s that? Money’s no problem? Wonderful. Please pay the deposit first. Hm? Why are you giving me a pile of gold and crystals? Sorry, we only accept Earth currency... Oh? You want to go out and exchange it? I’m afraid not. As the innkeeper and the administrator of the dimensions, I forbid anything supernatural from entering Earth, and I also forbid anyone from using supernatural powers here.”

“What’s that? You’re broke? The space tunnel is out the door to your left. Have a nice trip.”

In short, this is the story of a reborn man who opens an inn at the border between dimensions to make money. (Probably.)