The Road to the King of Strong Mouth

It really disappoints me. As a keyboard warrior, my language proficiency is not good, and I know very little about the field of spraying knowledge. Are you here to troll people or to be trolled? For a true keyboard warrior, trolling is all about art. It will make everyone except the person being trolled feel that "what you say makes sense", "is deeply in my heart", and "what you say is true". The words you inadvertently bring out are vivid and appropriate, and the knowledge elicited is genuine. Appropriate quotations from classics and metaphors allow the audience to easily understand your words and feel the truth contained in your words. Every chat is a practice of one's language skills, a deepening of the impression of knowledge, and a blessing to onlookers! The most important thing is to test the person being sprayed. If he listens and knows how to think, it is his blessing. If he cannot listen and gets angry and hurts his liver, he will be punished. It is said that those who go against your will will seek all kinds of ways, and those who obey your will will seek all wrong ways. The skill of trolling is to clearly understand the enemy's position, stand in his position, look up at his head, and climb up! Then perform a dimensionality reduction attack on its existing concepts. You also need to stand in the shoes of more people and make the most effective negative explanation you can for their next move. The effective reference should be physical objects. In other words, if you want to be a keyboard warrior, you must read books, not rote reading, understand the thinking of everyone you can understand, know the past and present, travel to every corner of the world, and your words and deeds must not violate the scope of the current reasonable and accepted explanations you can make. You should be conscientious, rigorous, self-disciplined and responsible for not leaking anything. Only when you do what I said can you be considered a keyboard warrior. If you want to achieve success, you may not be able to achieve it. The keyboard warrior of Dacheng contains all the truths in the world and is the ultimate wise man of the era. His words and comments are perfect. I am afraid only God can do it.

If God had not given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, my spouting would be as long as the night!