The Lazy Fish Protection Plan

Guan Ning: “Ahem. To put it modestly, I'm not the protagonist. I'm the master and leader of the protagonists throughout the Myriad Worlds. I helped them turn their lives around, so they all listen to me. That's all I have to say. Who agrees? Who objects?” The villain (slamming the table): “I object!” Guan Ning (rolling up his sleeves): “Drag him out and salt him like a dried fish. I'll turn him over myself!” The protagonists: “Yes, sir!”