The Immortal Consort Rules the World

Big Brother, I have a book here called Five Years of Cultivation, Three Years to Immortality. Take good care of it. Once you cultivate a ghost-immortal body, our family can be together again.

Second Brother, I have a guide here called Thirty-Six Strategies for Winning a Girl. It takes only three months to go from beginner to expert, and it guarantees you'll win the heart of the Prime Minister's daughter.

Third Brother, you have an extraordinary physique, so I'll pass on a copy of the Tathagata Palm. The task of saving the world is in your hands.

And as for you-know-who, I have... I have an older single woman here. If you like me, couldn't you have just said so first?!

Don't ask who I am. I'm just a passing Sword Immortal Crown Princess.