
Starting Today, I’ll Teach You How to Behave
从今天开始教你们做人
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 753k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Life
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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Top Picks from a Fifteen-Year Veteran Reader
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A hundred people, a hundred different tastes. I only recommend books I’ve read and that I think have smart characters. Where are all the hidden gems? How many great books go undiscovered because no one recommends them?
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A Casual Reading List
Keeping these for myself. System stories. Feel free to browse.
Just for Fun
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Urban Fiction, Entertainment, System, Basketball
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A little advice for new readers: this is a lighthearted, funny, and quirky novel. It's fast-paced and full of sharp turns... I personally read it as a collection of witty jokes and anecdotes, especially if you read it in one go for the best experience.
Driving too fast, slow down! A very funny book.
As a poor author whose work hasn't been published yet, I can only offer a small token of encouragement. And could you please update more often?
I've only read a dozen or so chapters. You can ask someone to sing "Conquer," but you shouldn't ask them to sing it while kneeling. Even if you're doing it for emotional points, it's really beneath you, and many people can't stand it.
I started reading this book around April last year, and it's brought me a lot of joy. Although the author abandoned it for quite a while in the middle, I still persevered, which is truly admirable. Keep up the good work, author!
Seeing someone with money who doesn't pay rent and even spends money to tip female live streamers—what kind of person is that? If you're going to write a book, at least establish some decent values!
I didn't want to read any further after chapter 42; it was visually and intellectually tiring. The message was always the same: using jokes and parodies for laughs. Some parts even felt excessive to me.
I hope to write a good chapter, and it's going quite well now.
I've been reading this book for a long time, but the author hasn't updated it recently, so there's nothing I can do but come back every week to do the voice acting. I hope the author will come back to write the book before I finish dubbing it; I just hope he's still around.
I started reading this book because of its humor and suggestive content, but after about forty chapters, I couldn't stand it anymore. It had absolutely no limits; it felt like it was just showing off its intelligence. The protagonist is constantly being cheeky, both at work and in life, relentlessly pursuing his system tasks without any sense of propriety.