A Survival Guide to the Multiverse

“A conspiracy is always a conspiracy, but until it is exposed, it means nothing.” The Self-Cultivation of a Villain, Chapter Seven, Section Two. “Evil is always evil. No reason can change its essential nature.” The Great Constitution of the Space-Time Administration (Edition 88593), Article 546600, Supplement. “Revenge is the sweetest thing, but it is also the most loathsome thing in this world. Yet whichever it may be, at its core, it must be a pleasure.” Foreword to The Guide to Murder for Monkeys (with a complimentary Seven-Arrows Book with Nail Heads). “Damn it, what’s the point of reading all this? I’ve said it a hundred times: I’m a good person!” Yang Yang throws a tantrum.