I Am Really a Famous Teacher

Don't be the best in the world, just be the best teacher in the world. Don't be the emperor, but provoke all the emperors in the world to give in. While talking and laughing, the crossbow disappeared into ashes, pointing slightly at the moon, wishing you eternal peace and eternity. Every day I had to eat firewood, rice, oil and salt, but suddenly I looked back and saw that all the heroes in the sky had been kneeling for a long time. "Sir, it's a long journey to build a road. Where is my road?" "The road is at your feet." "Sir, each mountain is higher than the other. When will I be number one in the world?" "There is no higher mountain than human beings. Mountains of human beings are immortals." "Sir, what is the way?" "The Tao cannot be spoken. If it is spoken, it is not the Tao. Even if I say this, it is not the Tao. Do you know?" "Sir, what does the past, the present, and the future mean?" "All I know is that late night snacks are a must." "Uh... Sir, our country is in difficulty recently, can you borrow some money?" "Look, the gray disk..." "Where is he?"