Cleaner of Civilization

"This person practicing chopping vegetables in the kitchen is a mechanical life form, and he can chop stars with one sword." "This guy living in the closet is a suicide bomber who can explode on the spot." "This guy listening to rock music on the balcony is a dragon-like creature that can eat planets." "This person who is playing with balls of yarn and not knitting is artificial intelligence and can sense the future." "You asked me what my superpower is? I'm sorry, I have no comment. I can only say that they all have to listen to me... Hey, tonight's dish is stewed pig's trotters and braised vegetables. I have to go out to pay the water bill now. Don't forget that the neighbor's vacuum cleaner is broken. Who of you will fix it?"