NBA: Answer in 2007

The main character is 2 meters tall, while Avril Lavigne is 1.6 Meters tall, a height difference of 40 centimeters. This is even greater than the height difference between Lin Chi-ling and Guo Jingming. If we're talking about body shape, basketball players are all muscular, with thighs thicker than Avril Lavigne's waist! The scene is too beautiful to imagine. I feel guilty, like an adult going to a kindergarten and acting like a hooligan!

Li Zhi's 3-second hang time thanks to his dunking ability—do you know what that means? The highest hang time record is 0.92 Seconds, held by Michael Jordan. That means if you and Jordan jumped together, Jordan would jump and land three times, and your feet wouldn't even touch the ground. If you didn't get sliced ​​up like that, I'd admit defeat.

Holy crap, even unfinished books get featured in the introduction? Qidian is practically poisoning its readers!

Scarlett Johansson is a walking public bus in NBA and entertainment novels; she has to sleep with any protagonist who comes along. The only other character she's ever been with is Rosamund Kwan in Hong Kong entertainment novels. I read ten entertainment novels on Qidian, and eight or nine of them featured male protagonists having sex with Scarlett O'Hara.

Damn it... It's an unfinished novel, yet it has a preview and says it's complete? Those who haven't read it yet, beware! And it's riddled with filler, endless rows and rows of data—do you think this is an encyclopedia?!

They've finally been released from the detention room!!!

Author, I've only read a few dozen chapters so far and I'm almost driven to despair by the numerous plot holes. Basketball is a niche sport, meant for those with some basketball knowledge who don't. The historical inaccuracies you've included are misleading. For example, in 2007, the commissioner was David Stern, but you wrote Adam Silver. The Celtics won eight championships, not seven.

Winning the championship this season will be quite difficult. With Artest on the roster, the Lakers are practically invincible. Plus, the Warriors' interior defense simply can't compete with the Lakers right now. The other positions are probably evenly matched. I estimate they'll reach the Western Conference Finals this season, but then get their revenge.

I didn't see any passion or excitement in the competition; all I saw was pretentious and affected sentimentality.

Can you imagine a player over two meters tall hugging and kissing Avril Lavigne, who's only about 1.5 Meters tall? Shouldn't they be squatting down to kiss her? Authors who force these pairings are the most annoying; I can't even bear to imagine the scene!!!