Rebirth of the Best Player

A friend who likes to show off called me: "You know, I'm in Bali now." I said, "Oh, I'm only five miles away from you." "What? You also went abroad?" "I'm in Sanlitun."

During a college English class, one of my buddies stopped talking and focused on playing on his mobile phone. Suddenly the teacher asked what the translation was, and the tragic result was him. After he stood up, he hurriedly asked me what the teacher asked me to do. I casually replied, "The teacher asked you if you had eaten?" This guy didn't even think about answering, "Teacher, I have eaten!" The whole class was quiet for a while, and suddenly it was boiling...

Let's talk about a bartender in the past. When I was in Qingdao, I worked as a bartender in Taitung. I went to Dalian the year before last and a girl asked me out. I became more adventurous and went to a KTV with him. I ordered a lot of things. After I finished the service, I had to pay, so I told the girl He said, "Look at the ten dollars I have in my pocket when I go out to go to the Internet cafe. Didn't you tell me you were treating me? It's just these ten dollars." The lady's face turned green at the time because the beer had already been opened. I was eating and drinking and grabbed a handful of beef cubes in my pocket. Within two minutes, the call came. I said it was urgent, so I sent it to the door and she left. I thought there were still some snacks left to eat, so I went back and collected them all. I just left in frustration. Now that I think about it, Labor and Capital were very brave back then, and it's not easy to survive now.

In the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? The man was seen saying nervously: "The child is not mine!!"