The Wicked Drunken Immortal

Mo Zui is a good-for-nothing past the age when most people settle down, with no real hopes of cultivating immortality. All she wants is to find someone and get married. After carefully searching, she finally finds a big-hearted sweetheart. They’re both willing, they promise each other forever, and even the wedding bed is ready. Just as they’re about to marry… someone else gets into bed with her sweetheart first. So Mo Zui finds another partner. He’s a little cold, but handsome and considerate. Just as she’s about to bring up marriage… his childhood sweetheart shows up. So Mo Zui finds yet another partner. He’s innocent and kind, and easy to win over. She cares for him attentively and protects him devotedly. Just as she’s about to make her move… the handsome man runs off on his own. … Mo Zui: … Don’t say another word. Heaven, get down here. We need to talk about life. (Heaven: Get lost, you little brat!) So Mo Zui studies hard and cultivates diligently… then goes right back to finding handsome men, and letting them… Oh, no, making everyone who gives up on her regret it!