The Tough Farmer's Wife

After transmigrating, Gu Pan'er wakes up as a newlywed and is completely thrown by it, especially since she’s a villainess.

Her young husband is sickly, her mother-in-law is a crybaby, and there’s never enough food to last from one meal to the next.

Her family lives next door, but they’re a bunch of good-for-nothings too. Her parents and younger siblings are useless, and they come over every few days to sponge off her.

Luckily, Gu Pan'er has some skills. She hunts in the mountains and fishes in the river, and manages to get by just fine.

But the neighbors are absolutely shameless. They’re always barging into her home and causing trouble. Her young husband rolls his eyes whenever he sees her, her mother-in-law spends every day in tears, and when they don’t get what they want, they take it out on Gu Pan'er's original parents and siblings.

Gu Pan'er thinks it over and decides she isn’t the original owner of this body, so who cares if they live or die?

But she still can’t resist taking a cleaver to their door and smashing everything in sight!

“You think you can bully my parents and siblings? We’re splitting up! We’re splitting up! I won’t reason with you. If you refuse, I’ll ruin your family!!!”

And just like that, the neighbors finally quiet down.

Her young husband must have been poor for too long. He’s so stingy that even with the rainy season approaching, he refuses to fix the house. He says the house has been fine for years, so there’s no point wasting money.

Gu Pan'er: “There’s going to be wind and rain. Are you sure this house will be all right?”

Young husband: “Don’t worry. At worst, a little rain will leak in. It’ll be fine.”

The wind comes, the rain pours, and the roof gets blown away.

Gu Pan'er wipes the rain from her face. “You call that a little rain leaking in? You call that being fine?”

Her young husband remains calm. “It’s fine. Everything will be all right once the rain stops.”

Gu Pan'er: “...”

Everyone says Gu Pan'er married a man who won’t live long, and that she’s bound to become a widow sooner or later. But she doesn’t agree. Her young husband may be weak, but he clearly just suffers from malnutrition. A little care and feeding should keep him alive.

Everyone says Gu Qing married a vicious madwoman and that he’s in for a miserable life. But he doesn’t agree either. His wife may be a little vicious, but she’s great at guarding the home, like a guardian beast protecting the house!