The Immortal Garden’s Scum Husband and Fierce Wife

Feng Ye had just one wish in life: to be a man for once and sleep with a woman. All Qiao Ning wanted was to live an ordinary life, find a husband who would marry into her family, and have a few children. One day, Qiao Ning impulsively brought Feng Ye home. From then on, her life turned into a complete circus… no, a complete madhouse. Feng Ye watched the girl grow prettier by the day and change men one after another. He couldn’t help saying, “Girl, let me sleep with you. I’ll take you on wild adventures and help you soar. I’ll indulge you and drink with you.” Qiao Ning was silent for a moment, then asked, “Master, do you even have a body?” Feng Ye chuckled sheepishly. “Be a good girl and go get me one.” Qiao Ning: “Get lost!” … Qiao Ning had said she wouldn’t reach for the stars anymore in this life and would work hard to live an ordinary life. But a certain master wouldn’t give up, constantly trying to lead her down the “wrong path.” Qiao Ning decided he couldn’t be a good person and stayed on her guard around him. The certain master swore to Heaven, insisting with absolute sincerity that he really was a good person. But the moment he finished swearing, the sky went from clear and cloudless to dark with storm clouds, and thunder rumbled. Qiao Ning ran off in fright. The certain master was furious.