There Is a Room for Groceries

"Hey, brother, looking at your majestic and majestic body, you must be a noble paladin, right? Do you need a handy weapon to show off your powerful fighting spirit to slay demons? You are lucky, I happen to have a big sword of light here that is very suitable..." "No, I am a wizard..." "That's even better. Buy this great sword of light as soon as possible. Otherwise, if a paladin stabs a dark wizard with it later, even the devil can't save you. What will you do? Save your kind and become the king of wizards!" "I am an elf wizard..." "Oh, no wonder you are so handsome, gay, right? Paladins like your style, so buy one as a gift for your lover! If it doesn't work, I still have a dragon-slaying knife here... Hey, don't leave!!!"