[A warm, sweet romance where a cute kid plays matchmaker, a scheming couple bickers before falling in love, teams up to take down scumbags and show off their affection, and levels up through one challenge after another on their way to the top!]
Lu Yebai is arrogant, aloof, and cunning, but after meeting Cheng Anmu, he turns into a devoted, perfect husband.
Lu Yebai’s three priorities in life: First, spoil his wife to the heavens.
Second, cherish her with all his heart.
Third, get rid of every fly buzzing around her!
Cheng Anmu, nicknamed “Little Sharp Tongue,” is a money-loving, optimistic narcissist, yet the most unfortunate beauty in the world. Everyone else gets to become a dad, but she gets to become a mom. One child comes free with the purchase, sure, but what’s with the big one and the little one?
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The first time they meet, Lu Yebai mistakes Cheng Anmu for a child trafficker and personally sends her to the police station.
The second time, Cheng Anmu and the little dumpling lock Lu Yebai in a basement before making a quick getaway.
The next time, Lu Yebai moves right in, claiming he’s there to get his son back, while secretly adding her name to the household register.
They say fighting is a form of affection, and their bickering turns into true love. Watch as the little white rabbit brings out her inner queen and trains the aloof dreamboat into a devoted husband!
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Once these two get together, whether you’re a little white lotus or a big bad wolf, they’ll curse you out and beat you until you’re begging for mercy! One comes along, one gets reduced to tears. Two come along, two get crushed!
Your estranged biological mother comes looking for you? Sorry, you gave birth to me but never raised me. You only remembered me when you needed something. The door’s that way. Don’t let it hit you on the way out!
Someone dares to covet my wife? Sorry, just looking at my woman comes at a price. You can choose between a broken leg and a broken arm!
A little white lotus tries to drive a wedge between them and steal her place? Sorry, Miss Cheng doesn’t even consider you worth her attention, and President Lu won’t let you off either!
[A sweet, heartwarming, one-on-one romance. There’s always more spoiling, never too much. A hilarious, sugary start to the New Year!]
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[The Kid’s Little Scheme]
“Mommy, Song Song eats your food and lives in your house. It’s your birthday today, so how about Song Song gives you a present?”
“What present?”
“Ta-da! Song Song is giving you Big White!”
“Big White? What’s that?”
“Big White is Daddy!”
The little dumpling pointed to the cold-faced man at the door. Cheng Anmu glanced at the extraordinary-looking man outside
“Song Song, don’t bring every piece of trash you find into the house. It’s unhygienic.”
His face darkened.
The little dumpling tilted his head, thought for a moment, then toddled over to the door and slammed it shut without mercy. He nearly pinched his own father’s nose off. It was the first time Lu Yebai had ever been shut out, and somehow... he felt pretty good about it?
[The Bickering Couple]
“Wife, your advisor wants you to start your internship at Shengshi tomorrow. I’ll be writing your evaluation.”
“Does the president handle interns’ affairs now?”
“No. I handle my wife’s affairs.”
“And?”
“So you’d better do a good job. I...”
“Lu Yebai! You should be called Lu Yeblack! So black you drip! You rotten-hearted turnip! How dare you threaten me? Give me a zero on my evaluation!”
“Wife, I... Wife, why are you packing?”
“I’m taking Song Song home with me!”
“Wife, I was wrong. I’ll go kneel on the washboard right now. Write whatever you want in the evaluation. I’ll copy it word for word!”
[A Tender Moment]
Cheng Anmu: “Big White, I want a hug.”
Lu Yebai raised an eyebrow and hugged her. “What’s wrong, honey?”
Cheng Anmu: “That woman says she’s my mother, but I don’t want to acknowledge her.”
Lu Yebai: “Then don’t. You only need to acknowledge me as your husband.”
Cheng Anmu: “...”
Lu Yebai: “An’an, whatever happens, I’ll always be by your side. You’ll never be alone again.”
Cheng Anmu: “Then come get barbecue skewers with me later.”
Lu Yebai: “Eating that kind of thing too often is bad for you. During barbecuing, the nucleic acids in meat undergo the Maillard reaction and form mutagenic compounds with most amino acids. They can easily cause cancer, and...”