[A story about a clever, scheming heartthrob who woos an adorable, scatterbrained junior and pampers her to the moon and back]
Tang Hongdou is a cute, absent-minded girl who secretly loved someone for eight years, only to discover that the feelings were never returned.
Guan Xu is long-legged, handsome, and self-assured, with a proud, aloof air that keeps people at a distance. One look at Hongdou, and he’s lost for life. From then on, he never looks back on the road to spoiling his wife.
What’s it like to date a top student? Tang Hongdou can tell you: someone lends you their notes, explains what’s important, keeps you from worrying about failing exams, and helps you earn so many scholarships you won’t know what to do with them...
What’s it like to date a heartthrob? Tang Hongdou can tell you: you’re proud to take him out, happy to bring him home, the envy of every girl around, and you never have to worry about your future kids’ genes...
What’s it like to date a thoughtful boyfriend? Tang Hongdou can tell you: gifts on your birthday, flowers on your anniversary, surprises in everyday life, no more cold winters, and no need to fear your period acting up...
What’s it like to date a domineering boyfriend? Tang Hongdou can tell you: when you’re in trouble, think of him first, rely on him, love him, and keep him in your eyes, your heart, and your words...
What’s it like to date a devious boyfriend? Tang Hongdou can tell you: somehow, you become his girlfriend, then his woman, and then the mother of his child, all without knowing how it happened...
Even if your first love was a movie that ended without a happy conclusion, believe that one day someone will hold you in the palm of his hand and keep you in his heart.
[Mini Scene]
Guan Xu: Doudou, want to earn more extracurricular credits?
Hongdou: Yes, yes!
Guan Xu: A national certificate can get you two extra credits!
Hongdou: But I’ve already taken every exam I can.
Guan Xu: There’s one more...
Hongdou: What certificate? I want it!
Guan Xu: A marriage certificate!
[Mini Scene]
A little dumpling: Daddy, is this the cinnabar mole people talk about?
Guan Xu: No. This one on Daddy’s chest is a red bean...
A little dumpling: A red bean? Why do you have a red bean on your chest?
Guan Xu: Because...
Hongdou: Because your dad’s heart is so dark, it needs a bit of red to balance it out!
Guan Xu: ...
[Both leads are devoted and wholesome, with plenty of sweet romance and no angst]
[I’m not good at writing blurbs. Just dive right in, everyone!]