I Picked Up a Bewitching Husband

[A sweet, heartwarming romance with devoted love, wholesome leads, a strong female protagonist and an even stronger male lead, plus adorable babies and magical spirit beasts! Lively and fun, so come on in!!!]

When two twisted people get together and have a little oddball, everyone else can only end up getting humiliated and tormented. Whoever owes this family will pay it all back, a hundred or a thousand times over!

He thought he would walk alone through the darkness until the poison took his life.

In a strange world, she could trust no one, so she had to armor herself from head to toe.

A little bundle of joy tied them together

The thousand-year-old iceberg discovered love and desire. Teasing his own wife became his favorite pastime, and getting jealous was his greatest talent.

The money-loving witch found someone to depend on and a chance to be spoiled. Counting money and collecting debts were no longer her only pleasures; chasing people out of bed became her daily job.

Divine weapon fragments and Five Element Spirit Pearls: they collect them all! Every vile woman and scumbag man gets tormented within an inch of their lives!

With spirit pets at her side and medical skills at her command, this husband and wife make a formidable team. Where do you think you're going, little one?

The Temple of the Heavenly Gods is shrouded in mystery, the Tomb of Ten Thousand Wraiths offers a way out when all seems lost, the Ice Cavern teeters on the brink of disaster, and Mount Qianshang brings them within a hair's breadth of death... The mystery of a fallen kingdom and a shocking conspiracy are all unveiled by this twisted couple.

{I'm no good at writing blurbs, so feel free to dive right into the story, babies!!!}

[Scene 1]

“Xier, is it really so hard to marry me...” Mo Yanque's voice was a little dejected, almost pleading.

“Not at all. If you've got money, I'll marry you!” Su Xi said with a mischievous grin.

Mo Yanque took out a brocade box and handed it to Su Xi. “This is the Earth Spirit Pearl. I offer the entire Lingyun Kingdom as your betrothal gift. Will you do me the honor of marrying me?”

The translucent, crystal-clear ocher bead shimmered with a faint current of energy, brimming with spiritual power. It was clearly no ordinary treasure! Su Xi grinned as she took the box, then swept her sleeve and declared boldly

“It's a deal!”

[Scene 2]

“Son, starting tomorrow, you'll sleep in the side room!”

“No!”

“Three boxes of osmanthus cakes.”

“No!”

“Plus a meal at Fuman House?”

“No!”

“Be good. Real men sleep by themselves, ”

“Then why does Dad sleep with Mom? Is Dad not a real man, but a pretty boy?”

“You've forced me to bring out my secret weapon! I'll get you a little sister!”

“Deal!”

“Good boy, ”

“You've got three days. If you don't get me a little sister by then, you're the one sleeping in the side room!”

“You little brat! Even a hen can't lay an egg that fast!”

[Scene 3]

“My lord, there is too much business to attend to. I'm afraid it's not a good time to leave.”

“My wife ran away. Are you going to make it up to me?”

“Then this subordinate will bring Madam here.”

“If that tires my wife out, are you going to make it up to me?”

“I... I... I think I'd better help Your Lordship take care of state affairs...”