Mountain God System: The Great Livestream

What? Your Great Emperor used all the power of heaven and earth just to make this low-end livestreaming System?

Wait, you’re saying it livestreams around the clock with no blind spots, so people can watch you eat and even take a dump?

I’m burning up. The top priority for a streamer is earning enough lifespan, right?

Fine, since I have no choice... Wait, I do have a choice? I could cultivate the Evil Path and become an enforcer? No, no, I’d rather be a sunny, enthusiastic mountain god boy...