Teahouse of the Three Realms

Legends are far too unreliable.

Dong Yong was an immortal to begin with; Xu Xian was a demon reborn; and Ning Caichen never even got together with Nie Xiaoqian. Nie Xiaoqian’s daughter by the sword immortal Yan Chixia is right now boiling water and making tea for me...

In this teahouse, demons guard the doors and ghosts do the chores. Fairies play the zither, demonesses dance, and female ghosts boil water and make tea. There’s no room left for the beauties of the mortal world. The guests are immortals who spend their days idling away and figuring out what fun to have, along with great demons plotting how to eat other demons and immortals, and bickering Ghost Kings...

Also, after being assessed by numerous professional haters, the protagonist is an idiot, and Hulu is an idiot too. So if you want to read about an incredibly awesome protagonist, think carefully before you start! Otherwise, you might become an idiot too, and Hulu won’t be responsible.