The City's Great Feng Shui Master

1. On the highway, Passat asked Tiguan for help: "Brother, is there still oil in the trunk? Can you please spread it evenly?" Tiguan: "It's not in the trunk anymore, but it's on the engine. How about I give you two spoons?" An Audi car stopped and said generously, "Use me, I always have a dozen bottles in the trunk!" A Skoda next to me asked strangely: Does Volkswagen's engine need oil? I also looked at the ruler and saw no oil? I thought Volkswagen cars didn't need to add oil! Magotan said, Damn it, I always thought that Magotan's power relied on burning engine oil. Behind me, the driver of the Sagitar shouted, "Get out of the way! The axle is broken and the car is out of control!" All the drivers cried, "The crossing in front of me is too wide, so I can't get past it!" Fortunately, I was fine. 2. Ford cars in the eyes of Americans Why does Ford have a big front bumper? Answer: To facilitate towing How can I double the value of my Ford? Answer: Fill up the tank What does a Chevrolet owner usually say when he meets a Ford owner? Answer: Do you need me to help you tow the truck? What are the last two pages of a Ford manual usually? Answer: Bus timetable Why does Ford have ABS now? Answer: Because drivers often need to make emergency stops to pick up parts that have fallen off the car. What do we call a Ford that successfully drives to the top of a mountain? Miracle What about two? Hallucination Why does America need sidewalks? Answer: To ensure that Ford owners can walk home How can I drive my Ford faster when going down a hill? Answer: Turn off the engine How can a Ford accelerate from 0-100 in less than 15 seconds? Answer: Push the car off the cliff. What do you call the rear passenger in a Ford? Answer: Buffer Why is Ford improving their aerodynamics? Answer: To save fuel for the Chevrolet towing it Why does Ford's luxury pickup truck have a heated tailgate? Answer: In order to keep the cold when using the stroller in winter. Without Ford, your repair tools will rust; Roadkillers who like to drive fast: buy a Ford and never speed; Buying a Ford is buying the best. Drive a mile and walk the rest.

After reading more than a hundred chapters, I feel a little bit poisonous. At first I felt that the protagonist's emotions were too abrupt, but later I said it was due to fate. But the character Zhao Dapeng is so poisonous that I really can't stand it.

I liked it very much at first. Feng Shui is my favorite thing. It's understandable that the writing is not that good. The value of this book is still very high. I also really want to read the pits dug in the front. But by Chapter 115, I really can't stand Zhao Dapeng's brain. Is this a joke? This is a brain full of mush! I hate him as much as I hate a naughty kid. I can only be curious and regretful about the parts I haven't finished watching.

In order to compose new words and express sorrow, many contents are too far-fetched.

I heard that the author is a girl.

The author is a girl, but she is so bad at writing emotional scenes. Zhang Mengmeng just suddenly met the male protagonist, and fell in love with him. Doesn't he have any IQ?

The plot is too jumpy, and it changes every time you watch it.

After reading the first few chapters, I was very addicted. The pig's feet are always flirting with girls regardless of the situation, and the friends around me are still funny. Is such a character really written by a female author? ? He's not a big boss in women's clothing, is he?

I heard others say that the author is a long-legged beauty who likes to take photos of her naked body, so I came here. 🤓

Why does the protagonist always treat his mother as an idiot? To be clear, would a mother still force her son to marry a woman who acts as a mistress?