The Vampire Empress's Adorable Husband Is No Easy Catch

She's so hungry! Feng Jiu held a corn bun in her hands, with an unparalleled beauty sprawled at her feet. She looked at the bun, then at the bewitching man lying on the ground with his eyes closed, and licked her cracked lips. Just one bite. She'd only have one bite. Feng Jiu tossed aside the corn bun and took a fierce bite of the handsome man's neck. Because she bit the handsome man, when Feng Jiu went home, she found a tail following her. Day One: Feng Jiu said, “Hey, Wooden Head, I'll share half my cured meat with you. Let me take a bite, okay?” Day Two: Feng Jiu said, “Hey, Wooden Head, I'll share half my wooden bed with you. Let me take another bite, okay?” Day Three: Feng Jiu said, “Hey, Wooden Head, I'll share half my house with you. Let me take a bite every day, okay?” Day N: The bewitchingly beautiful, high-and-mighty Ninth Prince of West Qin, showered with all the world's affection, flirtatiously opened his collar to reveal his graceful, swanlike neck. He beckoned Feng Jiu over with a finger and said, “Girl, come here. Dinner's ready.” The Feng family has two beauties. On the day they were born, strange signs appeared in the heavens. Before long, rumors spread: one daughter was blessed by the Ziwei Star and destined to rule the land, while the other was the reincarnation of a doomed star, fated to bring misfortune to her family. From the day she was born, Feng Jiu was branded a once-in-a-century disaster star. She was said to bring ruin to her father and mother, her husband and children, and even her relatives and livestock. Her fate clashed with that of her twin sister, born on the same day, and the two were destined to fight constantly, unable to coexist. With a grand wave of his hand, the head of the Feng family abandoned Feng Jiu in a remote mountain hollow where not even birds would crap. She thought she'd spend her days in a little mountain village, eating her fill and waiting to die. Who could have guessed that one moment of gluttony would shatter her peaceful life? Does the fallen Feng family want to use her to rise again? Does her own older sister want to switch their fates? And that high-and-mighty old emperor: who gave you permission to arrange a marriage for my Wooden Head? This is the story of a sweetly clueless heroine and a sweetly clueless hero who keep rubbing each other the wrong way, over and over. They both get pretty twisted later on. Note: This isn't a fantasy novel. The heroine just has a slightly unusual hobby.