The Bewitching Lazy Empress: Husband, Come to Bed

The eldest daughter of Chancellor Mo has thrown herself into the river! Because her heart belonged to someone else, she refused to marry the timid and utterly ordinary-looking emperor, and chose to prove her resolve by taking her own life! In front of the entire court, the emperor sighed three times. Citing her offense against his reputation, he ordered that Miss Mo could not marry before the age of twenty. He then bestowed a beautiful wife upon the man she loved. The eldest Miss Mo was so furious she fainted. And so... The old one was gone, and a new one had arrived. Meihu was a bewitching beauty with an alluring figure. She killed without mercy and vanished without a trace. A legendary figure who stood above every assassin organization. One day, this legendary assassin became the eldest daughter of the Chancellor's household in the Kingdom of Tianqi. Meihu smiled. Given a second life, she planned to leave her old assassin life behind, spend her days growing flowers and raising fish, and maybe find a man to talk about life and ideals with when she had time. Would being forbidden to marry before twenty really affect her happy life? After weighing her options, and just to spite the emperor, whose looks were frankly nothing to write home about, she finally chose a very handsome man. She thought that once they had tired of each other, they could part on good terms. Who would have guessed that even the great Meihu could be so wrong about someone? At last, she learned that it's easy to invite a god in, but hard to send one away! He still dares to come? Hey, you, shut the door and let the dogs out. He was unworthy of the throne. Restricted at every turn, he was a laughingstock to the noble families and the daughters of the newly powerful officials. A puppet emperor like him was despised by everyone. But in the darkness, he was a mysterious Dark Emperor, as terrifying as a ghost, with power that reached throughout both the martial world and the imperial court. Female heroes and noble young ladies alike lost themselves in his peerless beauty, which transcended gender. He moved between these two identities, never thinking anyone in the world could catch his eye. Then he met a woman as bewitching as a demon spirit, who summoned him whenever she pleased and dismissed him just as easily. Once his heart was stirred, he would use every means at his disposal to make her his. A little sample: One night. The man who had come uninvited spoke for the thirty-second time: “Tomorrow, I’ll issue an edict and make you my empress.” “No.” The woman waved a hand, answering lazily. “Why? Am I really that embarrassing?” The man’s forehead veins bulged. He could only sneak in every night, and from time to time she even poisoned him, leaving him sprawled on the floor all night. A glint flashed in the woman’s phoenix eyes as she tossed him a roll of golden silk. “I have to remain unmarried until I’m twenty.” The man slapped it aside, and the imperial edict instantly turned to ash. He smiled triumphantly. “There, that should do it, right?” The woman sighed. “You can silence me, but how will you silence the whole world?” His eyes blazed with anger. Through gritted teeth, he said, “Tomorrow, I’ll issue a decree admitting my guilt!” In truth, this is the story of a cold, wicked emperor being trained into a devoted lapdog, and of an emperor who takes pride in being one and doggedly lives by the rule that his wife comes first.