He is the calm and levelheaded eldest young master of the Pan family. She is the little hellion of the Long family, always getting into fights and causing headaches for everyone at home.
Their marriage was never expected to work. One entered it out of spite, while the other took a gamble with his heart.
For four years, they shared a bed and a floor, bickering over little things and gradually getting into their roles, until his first love appeared before them once again. Then everything changed.
“Divorce?” Pan Yueqi replied coolly, treating Long Yangyang’s words like a fart. “Stop making a fuss and give it a rest, okay?”
Long Yangyang flew into a rage. “I’m done wasting my time with you, you boring idiot!”
Pan Yueqi raised an eyebrow, grabbed her, and pinned her down. “You don’t get to decide that!”
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Ever since her divorce request was rejected, whenever Long Yangyang cooked, she made two portions of every dish: one for herself and one for Pan Yueqi.
Pan Yueqi was puzzled and asked her about it, but she treated him like a fart and ignored him. So he had no choice but to use himself as a guinea pig and taste both portions. Hers was delicious in every way; his was either too salty or too bland.
Pan Yueqi was furious but kept quiet, making a note to settle the score in bed that night.
The next day, Long Yangyang dragged her practically broken body into the kitchen and served the food the same way, except she set two extra bowls in front of Pan Yueqi: one filled with plain water, the other with nothing but chili peppers.
“If it’s too salty, rinse it in the bowl in front of you. If there’s no salt, dip it in the bowl of chili peppers!”
Pan Yueqi said nothing and polished off both plates.
It goes without saying that Long Yangyang was thoroughly worn out again that night.
The third day...
The fourth day...
Many days later, Long Yangyang kicked Pan Yueqi out of bed. “Are you a dog or something? Quit chewing on my chest all the time!”
Pan Yueqi pounced on her again. “Maybe you should start making decent food!”
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What does Long Yangyang want? One heart, for a lifetime.
But the man she fell for just wasn’t up to the task. After four years of marriage, all her passion had been spent. She wasn’t some tireless warrior; she got tired too. She had given her heart and hurt herself playing his game of love, and now she was giving up.
Pan Yueqi thought all he needed in life was a quiet, gentle wife. But one day, when the loud, brawny woman who was always talking and throwing punches disappeared from before his eyes, he panicked...
In a nutshell: This is the story of a shameless, slow-witted man chasing after his wife, and of a little tyrant rising to become queen and taming a shameless man into a loyal puppy.