The Rogue Farmer’s Wife

Qiu Lulu opened her eyes and found herself transported into a beggars’ den. The shock was too much. She closed her eyes and fainted, then opened them again to find herself a child bride in a tenant farmer’s home. Her name: Hu Niu. From then on, she had a young husband, Cheng Wen. He wanted to study, but had no money. No problem, they could audit the lessons. The teacher was furious: no money, no auditing either. Her young husband ran off in shame. Hu Niu spotted the village landlord’s dimwitted son, Er Pang, and her eyes lit up. Rob the rich! Obviously! Her husband was mortified. Hu Niu snapped, “Isn’t it better to study with someone else’s money? Why are you being so precious? Keep it up and I’ll beat your butt until it’s covered in bruises!” One day, Hu Niu got it into her head that silly Er Pang might be pretending to be dumb. She dragged him over to a pair of sheep droppings and said, “Er Pang, these are really sweet chocolate beans. Eat them, eat them!” Trying not to gag, she picked up a round, black sheep dropping between her fingers and moved it toward Er Pang’s mouth. She did it slowly on purpose, wanting to see whether he was really as dumb as he seemed. Er Pang was so angry he nearly suffered internal injuries. This girl was always eyeing his money, and now she had the nerve to make him eat sheep droppings? Damn it! His chubby fists clenched, then reluctantly relaxed. He couldn’t let anyone find out he was faking his stupidity, so he forced his mouth open and put on his trademark silly grin. “Stop! Silly Er Pang, here’s another lesson. Something that looks like a chocolate bean isn’t necessarily a chocolate bean. You can also sniff it. Smells bad, doesn’t it? Pay up. This lesson is worth at least two taels of silver!” Hu Niu was rejected by her young husband for her questionable morals. She lifted her chin. Heh, she’d been waiting for this day. Zhang Juzheng from the neighboring village was one enormous future prospect! Time to go flirt with him! Ohahahaha! What a catch! The Ming dynasty’s greatest grand secretary! Huh? The Da Ming dynasty? Not the Ming dynasty? Damn it! What future prospect? I recommend my ongoing harem novel with a powerful heroine, Phoenix Rules the Realm: A Confucian Lady of Distinction: http/www.xxsy.net/info/531278.html I also recommend my recently completed farming romance, one couple throughout, The Tough Farmer’s Big Sister-in-Law: http/www.xxsy.net/info/487453.html