The Charming Wife and the Bone-Reading Diviner

Nine out of ten fortune-tellers are disabled, and Ye Lu is the last one in this line of work. She isn’t disabled, but to earn a living, she has to pretend she is and pose as a “blind woman” who reads fortunes by feeling people’s bones. * She has felt up all kinds of people, from high-ranking officials and nobles to folks from every walk of life. Then one day, she felt up a man cursed with an ill-fated destiny. * A man cursed with an ill-fated destiny: he brings ruin to his parents, wife, and children, as well as his relatives, neighbors, flowers, and trees. Anyone who gets near him is bound to have bad luck. * But this ill-fated man was no ordinary one. He had unbelievably good fortune with money. Even if you tossed him onto a deserted island, he’d dig up a gold mine. * After coming into contact with him, Ye Lu’s luck went downhill. She choked on water, got food stuck in her throat, dislocated her shoulder just by raising her hand, tripped for no reason while walking, and even got a few eyelashes in her eyes whenever she blinked. * This ill-fated man was cold-blooded, cutting, and sly. He said: “If you’re starving, go die somewhere else. Don’t die at my feet and dirty my shoes.” “Even if you took off all your clothes, I wouldn’t look at you. I’d be a pervert if I did.” “Touch even a single coin of mine and you’re asking for death.” Then this same ill-fated man said: “Even if I can’t be near you, I’ll keep you under my watch and know what you’re doing every moment. I’d be happy just listening in.” “There’s nothing in this world I can’t buy, except a life. If I had to give up everything to spend a lifetime with you, even if it meant living like a dog, I’d do it.” “My money and my city are yours for the asking. I only want her to be safe.” *Excerpt* Jealousy in his eyes, he grabbed her and kissed her. “Mmm… ah… ah…” Before Ye Lu could even enjoy the kiss, her mouth wouldn’t close. “It’s dislocated.” His voice was calm. He was already used to these kinds of accidents. Ye Lu wanted to cry. She knew this would happen. He was the ill-fated one, but she was always the one who got unlucky. Her jaw even dislocated from a kiss. Could she possibly get any unluckier? * One-on-one romance, both physically and emotionally pure. Come on in~~ Keywords: devoted, funny, faithful. You know the deal