Don't Mess with My "Foolish" Wife

The Three Fools of the Feng family are famous throughout the land. They say that when the empress was married, Feng the Third Fool hid beneath the bridal bed and watched all night. The empress was so furious that her face turned livid, and it was the first time she had ever cursed. They say the exceptionally handsome eldest young master of the Bai family was once publicly manhandled by Feng the Third Fool, who ripped at his clothes. Since then, the Feng and Bai families have been sworn enemies, and every handsome man in Yudu lives in fear! They say the Feng family's young master, as pretty as a little immortal child, was locked in a room by Feng the Third Fool and tormented for three days and nights. Since then, he has vanished from Yudu, while Feng the Third Fool's reputation for molesting her own younger brother has spread far and wide! They say that at the Flower Festival, the aloof third young master of the Zhan family caught Feng the Third Fool's eye at once. She narrowed her lascivious eyes and pointed with a little finger, and the man, as beautiful as an immortal, became her husband-servant. Everyone in Yudu sighed, and handsome men felt as if thorns were pricking their backs! They say... There are countless rumors. Feng the Third Fool has become synonymous with being stupid, lecherous, and wicked. But then, one day, when the long-vanished Feng the Third Fool appeared before everyone again, they suddenly realized that it had all been nothing but hearsay... She is a renowned adviser to the black market, proud, decisive, and ruthless. One day, a bolt of heavenly thunder strikes, and her soul leaves her body. When she wakes, not only is a naked man lying beside her, she has somehow become the domineering fool everyone fears and avoids. How could Feng Wutian possibly be a fool? Scene One: At a grand palace banquet, word spreads that Feng the Third Fool has arrived. The guests scatter like birds and beasts, while the slightly attractive men in particular hide beneath the tables, terrified she might spot them! Feng Wutian enters the banquet hall and scans the room. Everyone avoids her gaze, and some even secretly sneer, showing just how much they despise her! Feng Wutian gives a bemused laugh, plops down in the wide-open space everyone has made for her, then throws her arms and legs about as she devours the food. The whole banquet hall is stunned. The fool has gotten even stupider! Scene Two: “Ah!!!!” A scream of sheer terror echoes through a little alley. A handsome young man stares in fear at the woman walking closer, trembling like a leaf! Feng Wutian walks right past him, glancing at him as if he were a fool, then carries on. As she leaves, she says something incomprehensible: “Sha, is he possessed?” “Uh? ... Looks like it?” *******Adoption List******* Female lead Feng Wutian: adopted by member yyh1138 Male lead Qi Sha: Adopted by member Anjing Shouhu Ni Male lead Zhan Jingzhi: adopted by member helen1121 Male lead Han Tian: adopted by member lyijie Male lead Bai Yumo Xiu: adopted by member Qingning88 Male lead Xiao Shan: adopted by Lovely Fei *********Friend Links********* Ting Feng's friend Shuizhu Caomei is a popular author on another site. Today she has moved to Xiaoxiang to launch a brand-new, ambitious transmigration harem novel, My Five “Brothers” Are Hard to Handle: http://read.xxsy.net/info/357846.html Caicai's new novel, White-Haired Abandoned Concubine: http://read.xxsy.net/info/328450.html