Raising a Monster into a Husband

What would you do if you woke up to find yourself lying beneath an unfamiliar man? Kick him away? Kick him away? Or kick him away? Excerpt One: An Unexpected Encounter The five-year-old eldest Miss of the Meng family returned from hunting with an injured wolf, setting the entire household into an uproar. Maid A: The eldest miss brought back a wolf! Maid B: The eldest miss really brought back a wolf! Servant C: Good heavens, it’s a wolf… The wolf: I can never repay you for saving my life. When I come of age, I’ll give myself to you. Excerpt Two: Calling Off the Engagement “Have you heard? Young Master Lu is holding a poetry gathering today just to announce that he’s calling off his engagement!” “How could a rude woman like Meng Qishu ever be good enough for Young Master Lu?” “Let’s see how that little Meng Qishu can show off now!” “Young Master Lu has finally escaped that she-devil. Who knows what kind of bad karma he had to suffer to get engaged to her…” Young Lady A: Poor Young Master Lu. Young Lady B: Poor Young Master Lu, really. Young Lady C: Young Master Lu is just so pitiful. Meng Qishu: What the heck? I’m the one who got dumped. I’m the one who deserves the pity! Excerpt Three: The Proposal A hundred loads of betrothal gifts and ten thousand taels in cash. The noble young master Feng Yue arrives at the Meng residence and receives a warm welcome from Meng’s father. The deal… I mean, the proposal, is a success. Servant A: I thought no one would ever want the miss, but the new son-in-law is so handsome and dashing! Maid B: He’s so devastatingly handsome! Maid C: He’s so handsome it makes my knees buckle! Meng Qishu: What the hell! You lecher! Weren’t we supposed to part ways after one night? What’s the meaning of this?! [A lighthearted, doting, feel-good romance. Come on in!]