Your Majesty, I Have Good News

A lesbian bar owner in the twenty-first century transmigrates into the body of a prime minister. Half-asleep and still in a daze, she is bundled off to the imperial throne room, completely unaware that an emperor has had his eye on her for a long time. From then on, this tribute prime minister begins her miserable life in the empire's “wolf's den”... Scene One The Emperor: “Minister Su, which of these women do you think would make a suitable empress?” Su Yin: “I believe General Chang's daughter is both accomplished in letters and arms, outstanding in looks and talent, virtuous and gracious, and also...” The Emperor: “I think there's someone who has all her virtues and has also won my heart. Would Minister Su like to know who?” Su Yin: “I do not know.” The Emperor: “That person is far away, yet close... right before my eyes.” Su Yin... ~ Scene Two A Guard: “My lord, you...” Su Yin: “Don't talk while we're soaking in the hot spring.” The Guard: “My lord...” Su Yin: “Relax and clear your mind.” The Guard: “My lord, why does it look like you have... breasts?” Su Yin: “!!!” ~ Scene Three A Prince: “Lord Su, there's something I've kept bottled up for a long time. I haven't been able to find anyone to confide in. Would you be willing to listen?” Su Yin: “Please, go ahead, Your Highness.” The Prince: “Lord Su, I... think I've fallen for a man. Let's sleep together tonight, and help me sort out my feelings.” Su Yin... A Minister... A Princess... And so on... [Looks like I've drifted back into the innocent, fluffy style? And those poems above, all jumbled up, are probably there to bring out the meaning of “red robes.” Anyway, this isn't a BL novel.] [A lighthearted story full of beautiful people. Come on in! \^o^)~\^o^)~]