Robot Boyfriend, Don't Go Rogue

One night in 2011 “A shooting star!” A woman lying on the grassy hillside, gazing at the night sky, jumped up excitedly and shouted with her arms spread wide. “Oh, heavens, please send me a handsome man!!!” “Boom!” Starlight shot down. The excited woman promptly fainted in spectacular fashion. To be clear, she didn’t faint from excitement. She was hit by the star... After that, a nonhuman creature entered her life: a robot, and an exceptionally handsome one at that! This kind of robot has an advanced chip inside and is almost indistinguishable from a human! It learns incredibly fast! For example, while the woman was busy tossing clothes into the washing machine, the man humbly asked, “What is this?” She gritted her teeth. “...Clothes!” The man was baffled. “Put them on me so I can see!” Another time, while the woman bustled around in the kitchen preparing dinner, a certain someone wandered about outside... And another time, the woman came home late after working overtime and collapsed into bed. Half-asleep, she heard the man wandering over. “What is this? Teach me how to use it.” She opened her weary eyes. When she saw what he was holding, she immediately kicked him. “Get out of here!” What a jerk! And another time, the two of them were curled up on the living-room sofa on the weekend, watching a soap opera. A beautiful kissing scene appeared on screen, and the woman suddenly felt a gaze fixed on her face. A chill ran down her spine... And another time... [Fantasy, comedy, farming, and maybe some melodrama...] Extra! Extra! This juicy rumor swept through the martial world... They say the master of the Hundred Flowers Palace is as beautiful as a demon. Wherever she goes, she causes traffic jams and chaos, and things have more than once gotten completely out of control. They say the mysterious Hundred Flowers Palace is impossible to find. Who is she? Just who? Extra! Extra! The head of the Dragon Gate Escort Agency has finally passed away, leaving behind one orphaned girl and countless old, weak, sick, and disabled people. They have become the poorest residents of Qixia City, the richest city in the land. They say the owner of the Dragon Gate Escort Agency, Lie Yunlong, lost his wife at a young age and never remarried. He had only one daughter, Lie Feiyan. They say she was timid as a child, and the only thing she was good at was crying, proving an eternal truth: women are made of water. They say Lie Yunlong’s dying wish was to see someone carry on the Dragon Gate Escort Agency, and that is what led to everything that followed. They say the Dragon Gate Escort Agency has been around for more than two hundred years, but its fortunes are about to fade in this generation. How can a frail young woman keep an escort agency afloat? The truth is, it went like this... One was a sheltered young lady who never left her home, weak and prone to tears. The other was an invincible tough cop from a twenty-first-century police station, forceful and badass. Their souls switched, and their lives turned upside down... Scene One “Xi Ling Wanshui! So this was your doing!” The man gritted his teeth, his face twisted with rage. “B-Big brother! Calm down! Calm down... Listen to me, let me explain! I only did it for the sake of justice. Back then, sister-in-law was crying so pitifully, and you know I’ve always had a strong sense of justice... Ah!” Before the woman could finish, she shrieked miserably. “Xi Ling Qianshan, you’re trying to murder your own sister...” Scene Two “You... You, you, you wretched woman! I’ve finally found you!” The furious man stared at the woman in front of him, who looked completely bewildered. “Me? Are you sure you’ve got the right person? I don’t know you!” The woman was speechless and helpless. Her hand was already gripping the specially made police baton at her waist, or rather, a wooden stick. “You’re shameless! Four years ago, you... And now you’re actually trying to deny it?” The man was furious, annoyed, and enraged. His face, as bright as peach blossoms, was twisted out of shape. “What happened?” The woman still looked bewildered. “You have to take responsibility!” the man finally shouted, his handsome face turning bright red, whether from anger or embarrassment. “Pfft! I can’t believe I was blind enough to... You queer freak, what nonsense are you spouting?” The woman was furious. With lightning speed, she brought the stick down on him. Only after seeing the unconscious man’s face did she suddenly realize... This, this wasn’t... Scene Three: “Miss, several young masters have come outside. They all want to see you...” The little maid hurried in, her clear, delicate eyes full of shock. “See me? Who?” The woman was lazing in the sun, still half asleep and paying little attention. “It’s... it’s the Alliance Leader...” “Enough! I won’t see him. I won’t see any of them!” the woman said impatiently. All she wanted was to run an escort agency, earn a living, and enjoy a peaceful life, so why...