The Empress Wants to Cheat

Su Siying watched the trembling people who could barely stand, pursing her lips in disdain. She really couldn't understand them. If they were so scared, why go bungee jumping at all? After fastening her safety harness, she jumped from the platform without hesitation, to everyone's astonishment. Then came a loud snap: the rope broke. When she woke again, she had become the revered empress of the Xuanyuan Dynasty.

Xuanyuan Mingyuan was the youngest emperor in the history of the Xuanyuan Dynasty, cold and heartless. He looked at her with disgust and said mercilessly, “I have already given you the highest position in the imperial harem. Don't think you can get anything more!”

She gave a disdainful snort. “The imperial harem is just a brothel full of johns, and I'm the star courtesan!”

Xuanyuan Minghan was the emperor's younger brother and the most talented prince in the Xuanyuan Dynasty. The first time he saw her in the palace, it was fated that he would never be able to look elsewhere again. When he learned that she was his imperial sister-in-law, he struggled for a long time before finally managing to force out a faint, hesitant, “Sister-in-law…”

She blinked, rolled her eyes lightly, and said in annoyance, “Why do I feel like you're making me sound so old?”

Leng Xiao was the greatest assassin under heaven, cold and merciless, a man who killed without batting an eye. Su Siying saved him by chance, and from then on his frozen heart began beating for her. One day, when he pointed the tip of his sword at her throat, he looked at her with a struggle in his eyes and said, “Today, I have to kill you!”

She yawned with boredom, ignoring the sharp sword at her throat. She shot him a flirtatious glance and teased, “Could you really bring yourself to do it, Brother Xiao?”

Nangong Yanqing, the master of the greatest estate under heaven, had seen countless beautiful women. To him, women were nothing but bedwarmers and tools for satisfying his desires. Yet after meeting her, he inexplicably gave his whole heart to her. With hearts in his eyes, he leaned toward her and asked tenderly, “Ying'er, when are you planning to marry me?”

Without the slightest courtesy, she kicked him flying. After looking around for a long while, she said innocently, “I thought I heard a cat in heat. Where did it go? Maybe I was mistaken?”

Yuan Jieyi was the eldest disciple of the Black Abyss Sect. No one had ever managed to sneak up behind him. Everyone who tried had died by his sword. He glared at Su Siying through clenched teeth. “Stop appearing behind me! I'll kill anyone who tries to approach me from behind!”

She blinked innocently. “But it seems like I always appear behind you! How come you still haven't tried to kill me?” And then there were him, and him, and him… Countless men appeared around Su Siying, keeping her so busy she could barely keep up and giving her a terrible headache…