Novels like Jiang Ziya's Memoirs
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- 101 The Prankster Wreaks Havoc in the Cultivation World 整蛊专家祸害修仙界 [Face-Slapping + Pranks + Wild Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + System Cultivation] Others endure lightning tribulations when they cross a heavenly trial; he’s afraid the System will make him drink “Sissy Potion.” Others seclude themselves to break through; he squats in the alchemy room brewing “Supercharged Fart.” No spiritual roots? No problem, just eat laxatives as pills. No powerful backers? Don’t worry, prank the Immortal Venerable and make him your patron. He pranks the white-robed sainte 149Reads—Score—14d adds
- 102 I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界 "Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 103 I Just Became an Elder of the Law Enforcement Hall, and You Arrested the Sect Master? 刚升执法堂长老，你把宗主抓了？ [Satisfying Read + Lighthearted + Defying the Powerful + Shocking + Unyielding + Not a Mystery] Cao Li was an ordinary captain in the Discipline Hall of Lingyang Sect. He was promoted to elder because he was shamelessly perceptive and skilled at navigating social situations. Then Cao Li awakened the Law Enforcement System. Upholding justice earned him rewards. Cao Li immediately changed from a smooth operator into an impartial and incorruptible enforcer. At first, Tang Jinchun, who had recommend 13.3kReads8.4Score1.3k14d adds
- 104 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Diving 2.0 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 105 Journey to the West: The Chosen Pregnant Husband of the Kingdom of Women 西游：女儿国天选孕夫 Journey to the West: The Chosen Consort of the Kingdom of Women 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 106 The Carefree Immortal Across All Worlds 万界逍遥仙 Lin Feng awakens the Carefree Immortal Venerable System, only to be stunned by its mission: the ten ancient divine artifacts scattered across the mortal world have all transformed into peerlessly beautiful goddesses. The icy female CEO is the Kunlun Mirror, missing a fragment. The bewitching queen of the music world is the Nuwa Stone, harboring a hidden danger. The cold, stunning policewoman is the Zhu Xian Sword, whose baleful aura pierces the heavens... Want to restore the artifacts and reclai 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 107 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 108 My Cooking God System Is Acting Up 我的厨神系统不对劲 A cultivation-world massacre sparked by egg fried rice, and a bowl of black sesame paste that fools people into founding a “sacred Buddhist lineage.” Lin Xian, a chef who transmigrates to the cultivation world, is bound to the “Ancient Food Cultivation System.” He thinks he can reach the pinnacle of life by cooking, until he makes a bowl of egg fried rice. Everyone who eats it sees their cultivation surge. It has just one “tiny drawback”: their hair falls out. Overnight, everyone in Radiant Sec 547Reads5.7Score10014d adds
- 109 A Wasted Spirit Root! I Trade Spirit Stones for Years of Bitter Cultivation 废灵根！我灵石兑换苦修年限 The comic adaptation of this book, The Trash Spirit Root! I Trade Spirit Stones for Years of Hard Training, is now available on Tomato. After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Chen awakens a trash spirit root. With the worst aptitude around, he is bullied by his fellow disciples and lives worse than a servant. Just when he is about to die in the wilderness, the [Spirit Stone Hard Training System] activates with a thunderous roar! It has just one rule: spend spirit stones to exchange t 33.9kReads8.3Score4k14d adds
- 110 Goofball’s Hilarious Diary 憨仔的搞笑日记 A new story is here! You’re welcome to read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 111 Spiritual Qi Revival: The Sanxingdui Mask's Hilarious Livestream 灵气复苏之三星堆面具爆笑直播 [Feel-good power fantasy + livestreaming + urban cultivation + ancient Shu civilization + aliens] Spiritual qi revival! High school student Wu Yifu teams up with Liu Yinan, the “campus belle,” to livestream the sale of demon-slaying treasures, accompanied by his thunderous bristle boar “Wolong” and starry fox “Fengchu.” Their antics never fail to get laughs. After accidentally obtaining the [Ancient Shu Thunder Battle Beast System], he livestreams his cultivation journey, becoming the undisputed 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 112 An Immortal World's Big Shot Enjoys Retirement in the Mortal Realm 仙界大佬在凡人界的养老生活 A mighty immortal of the celestial realm has grown tired of his disciples’ endless challenges. By chance, he arrives in the mortal realm at the shabby little Qingyun Sect, applies for a job as a servant, and plans to enjoy a quiet retirement sweeping floors, cooking porridge, and gazing at the moon. But crises keep striking Qingyun Sect. As he deals with them, the shabby little sect, which sometimes can’t even pay its workers, is forced to grow into a major cultivation hub, then becomes a hotbed 45Reads6.4Score11214d adds
- 113 Reborn: My Beginner's Gift Pack Turned Out to Be... 重生我的新手礼包居然是 After a life full of ups and downs and hardships, Gao Yang, an old man, finally found some peace in his seventies. Then a line from a beautiful livestreamer in a video, “You have to ride Route 318 at least once in your life,” got stuck in his head. He promptly hopped on his motorcycle and set off for the Potala Palace. But before he could even leave the city, he rode against traffic and came face-to-face with a fully loaded, hundred-ton truck that couldn't stop in time! With a splat, Gao Yang wa 69.7kReads7.9Score5.9k14d adds
- 114 I Transmigrated into a Book, and the Entire Court Begged Me Not to Lead the Crown Prince Astray 穿书之满朝文武求我别带坏太子 Notice: The cover has been locked. Clear your cache to display the new cover. [Unhinged, Sweet-to-Everyone-Else Crown Prince × Fake Revenge, Real Black-Hearted Schemer | 999 Reloads + Intense Push and Pull + Sweet Romance and Redemption] After transmigrating into the novel she wrote herself, Ye Weiwei was killed by the male lead, Shen Yizhi, 998 times. On her 999th reload, she didn't want to die again. She didn't want to fall in love again, either. She only wanted revenge! So she returned to the 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 115 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 116 I’m a Decent Gentleman, but the System Keeps Setting Me Up 我是正人君子，奈何系统坑我 [Absurd Comedy] + [Multiple Female Leads] + [Nontraditional Fantasy] + [Goofy Male Lead] + [Fake System] Early story: [Thick-skinned + Funny] Mid-story: [Scheming + Funny] Late story: [Shameless + Scheming + Face-Slapping + Awesome + Funny] He gets beaten up a lot in the Mortal Realm, but the Divine Realm is where the fun really begins. This is nontraditional fantasy. If that’s not your thing, please move along. Thanks! The System in this book is fake. If that bothers you, please move along too. 8.8kReads8.3Score96614d adds
- 117 This Real Young Master Is No Gentleman, and He Throws Himself at a Bad Girl 这真少爷不正经，主动投怀坏女 [Eating, eating, eating] [Multiple Heroines] [Campus Romance] [Surreal Comedy] [Succubus + Scheming Male Lead + White Moonlight Who Didn’t Die + Chasing the Male Lead + Sweet and Angsty] Su Yibai read a surreal wish-fulfillment novel, only to find that its ending had the long-lost real young master return to his family, get framed by the Su siblings, and then forgive them outright! The accusation was just a misunderstanding, and soon the domineering older brother became his doting big bro, while 305Reads—Score16914d adds
- 118 Are You Sure Cultivating This Way Is Okay? 这么修仙你确定没问题么 Xianxia + pseudo-primordial world + no System + multiple heroines + memes + comedy + decisive and ruthless After Wu Yong transmigrates to this world, successfully becomes a disciple of the Cloudsea Peak of the Budo Sect, and awakens his Yin-Yang Eyes, he realizes that something about his path to immortality seems a little off. Other people run into all kinds of hardships when they go down the mountain on missions. He always meets beautiful women who become his confidantes. Other people fly on sw 724Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 119 The Biggest Scoundrel in History 史上第一贱修 Chen Luo accidentally transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation, awakens a System, and embarks on the cultivation journey of a System-cheating male lead. It's just that his journey seems rather different from those of cultivators before him. Great Dao Saint: Before I met Chen Luo, I always thought life was exhausting. Then he showed up, and I realized how easy my life had been. Heavenly Venerable Hundred-Eyes: I used to think I could see everything in the world. Then I met Chen Luo and 7.5kReads7.8Score76414d adds
- 120 Siheyuan: After I Transmigrated, I Became a “Supermom” 四合院：穿越后，我成了“超人妈妈” Siheyuan: After I Transmigrated, I Became a “Supermom” 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 As a System, I Wander the Myriad Worlds 我为系统，行走于诸天万界 [the Myriad Worlds + Infinite Flow*ensemble cast + System] [Disclaimer: This is pure madness. Read it for fun, and please don't complain if it's not your thing.] “Some transmigrate as fated villains, while others get god-tier Systems.” “I'm the only one who became a System.” What, you want to know what it feels like to be a System? Transmigrate to a cultivation world. As the child of destiny hunts down the villain, he refuses to repent. “Can I... still apologize now?” “Never thought you'd end up 58Reads—Score—14d adds
- 122 System: I Flagged Down a Car to Catch a Cheater, but Two Women Opened the Door 系统：拦车打算捉渣男，开门俩女 Lin Fan: Driver, are you going or not? Driver: I'm not going. This is a private car, not a taxi. Lin Fan: I'm going to catch my partner cheating. Driver: Catch them cheating? Let's go, get in. 253Reads—Score—14d adds
- 123 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 733Reads7.2Score10314d adds
- 124 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score42414d adds
- 125 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.1kReads8.3Score42214d adds
- 126 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 3Reads—Score114d adds
- 127 High Martial Arts: From the Start, Devour Everything to Become Invincible 高武开局：吞噬一切便可无敌 With the spiritual qi revival, ferocious beasts run rampant and cities enter an era of high martial arts. Ordinary teenager Chen Fan unexpectedly awakens the Devouring System and gains mastery of the Lightning Five-Strike Whip and Kun Fist from the start. The Lightning Whip is swift and crackles with thunderous force, its chained attacks impossible to defend against; Kun Fist is powerful and domineering, with explosive strength at close quarters. While others toil to master basic techniques, he 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 A Thousandfold Cultivation Speed: Miss, Don’t Be So Forward! 千倍修炼速度，仙子别太主动啊 [Satisfying power fantasy + everyday life + scheming + I just won't cultivate + invincible God of War + listening to music at the brothel + utterly useless at romance] Lin Xiaobai, a top student who graduated from Qingbei Medical University, unexpectedly transmigrates to a cultivation world. Faced with a master and senior sisters who bluff him all day, he turns the tables on them and cleverly outmaneuvers them. He is determined to make them... 316Reads7.0Score10714d adds
- 129 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—14d adds
- 130 The Groom Ran Away on Our Wedding Night 新婚夜，新郎跑了 The Groom Ran Away on Our Wedding Night 86Reads—Score—14d adds
- 131 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 639Reads—Score4714d adds
- 132 Fellow Daoist, Got Any Spirit Stones on You? 道友：身上有灵石否？ [No System + traditional fantasy + master schemer + many women + decisive and ruthless + lighthearted power fantasy] In front of a crowd, he gets hit with the classic broken-engagement scene. The protagonist, Gu Feng, smiles faintly: “Hey, you. I don’t mind you breaking off the engagement. But first, let’s work out the breakup compensation!” He takes out a golden abacus. Having prepared for this, he turns the tables and extorts four million spirit stones from his fiancée. “Ex, no, sucker, take c 10.6kReads8.2Score1.2k14d adds
- 133 The Empress Arranged a Marriage, and Caught Me Reading an Indecent Book 女帝联姻，我看不正经书被她抓包 [Unhinged author, unhinged work] [Empress] [Traditional story with a System, read with caution; don’t flame me, I have my pride] [The plot is all over the place, but readable] [Not invincible, a leveling-up story, cultivation at your own pace] “What? You want someone as upright as me to cultivate by looking at paintings of beautiful women? What about my dignity?” “What? You want a grown man like me to become the Empress’s consort? If word gets out, where will I put my old face?” “What? You’re sa 1.1kReads8.8Score10214d adds
- 134 I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计，女帝直呼活阎王 Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b 18.1kReads8.3Score1.9k14d adds
- 135 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 123Reads—Score—14d adds
- 136 Reincarnated in Another World, Starting as a Crab 异世界转生从螃蟹开始 In the Myriad Worlds, you randomly reincarnate as different species. A lighthearted story, not brainless, and not about killing everything in sight. I reincarnated in another world as a clawed creature. I really did have claws, because I was a crab! The good news: I brought a System with me. The bad news: My luck seemed pretty lousy. Just as I was about to crawl ashore, I got caught, and now I was about to be steamed. Fortunately, the System came through. As long as I survive, I keep earning Sur 10.4kReads7.5Score1.4k14d adds
- 137 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 57Reads—Score614d adds
- 138 398 for a Foot Massage. If She Tries to Dodge Me, I’ll Call the Manager 洗脚398，她敢躲我就叫经理 Foot wash, 398. If she tries to dodge me, I’ll call the manager. 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 139 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score17914d adds
- 140 Good-for-Nothing’s Rise: I Cultivated to the Supreme Realm with Rare Characters 废材逆袭：我靠冷僻字修成至 Leng Yunxiao is electrocuted in a fire at a cultural center and transmigrates to the world of cultivation. When he wakes, he has become the useless young master of the Leng family in Yancheng: a spoiled heir with no spiritual roots. Then his parents die under mysterious circumstances, his engagement is broken off, his leg is crippled, and he is cast out of his home. The only ones who remain by his side are the ancient book he brought with him, the Dictionary of Rare Chinese Characters, and his m —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 3Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 142 My Insect Emperor Is a Force to Be Reckoned With 我的虫皇超能打 My Insect Emperor Hits Hard 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 143 The Dashing Good-for-Nothing's Cultivation Chronicles 风流屌丝修仙记 Liu Xiaohai was an ordinary nobody at the very bottom of society. A chance encounter turned him into a cultivator. His sudden “superpowers” went to his head a little, giving him the feeling of a poor man who’d suddenly struck it rich. Fortunately, Liu Xiaohai was still kind at heart, following his instincts and liking people regardless of their background. He also had a strong sense of justice. Whenever he saw someone being bullied, he’d speak up, and when it was time to act, he’d step in. A cha 10.4kReads8.5Score83414d adds
- 144 From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用 [Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin 122Reads—Score514d adds
- 145 I Fell in Love with You Through Your Footsteps 听脚步声爱上你 I Fell in Love with You by the Sound of Your Footsteps 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 146 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4.1kReads—Score24914d adds
- 147 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 18Reads—Score214d adds
- 148 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 978Reads8.3Score10514d adds
- 149 Summer Soaring to the Clouds 夏日凌云 This work is dedicated to everyone who loves shuttlecock sports. The first shuttlecock novel in the country, set in a school and centered on youth and sports. Reality and fantasy, dreams and passion, all intertwine in those memories. This is the journey of a beginner who endures countless trials and grows into an expert. Shuttlecock competition: a tradition of Chinese culture, an obscure yet thrilling sport. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 150 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.7kReads8.6Score27914d adds
