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- 1 I Went Viral Online for All My Wacky Antics After Deciding to Lie Flat 躺平之后花式整活爆红全网 [All wild ideas] [Comedy] [Ridiculous nonsense] Shen Yan transmigrated into a book, becoming the hopelessly untalented trainee on a talent show who was about to get roasted by the entire internet for courting disaster. The director told him to cry. He yawned. “What's so bad about quitting the industry? Isn't waking up naturally the best?” The whole internet thought he'd gone crazy. But then livestreaming himself asleep gained him a million followers, his unconventional product pitches sold ou —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 A Street Tough Reborn as the Simp's Second Male Lead: I Beat Everyone Equally 街溜子穿成舔狗男二，我平等殴打每个人 A Street Thug Reincarnates as the Simp Male Second Lead, So I Beat Everyone Equally 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 I Said I’m Not Crazy 我说我不是疯子 This book blends absurdity, exaggeration, and occasional bouts of madness. The jokes come thick and fast, but beneath them lies a warmth, along with the occasional pang of sadness. It tells the story of someone obsessed with proving “I'm not crazy,” and how, on the absurd road of life, he uses his own eccentric logic to fight everything deemed “normal.” Many people call him crazy, but he refuses to accept that. Lin Ye doesn't have many principles in life, but his most important one is this: prov 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 The Disabled Prince's Substitute Bride: I Hurl a Bronze Cauldron With One Hand 替嫁残王，我单手抡飞青铜鼎 [One-on-one sweet romance + comedy + super-strong girl vs. possessive prince + no transmigration + no rebirth] Bai Ruanruan is the illegitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's household. Though she possesses monstrous strength, she has been forced to play the role of a delicate little flower for sixteen years. One day, she is sent as a substitute bride to Shen Yuan, the disgraced prince rumored to be crippled and viciously bloodthirsty. From then on, the whole atmosphere of Prince Yuan's reside 128Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 Why Does This Perpetual Motion Stone Come with a Pickup-and-Bind System? 这永动石怎么还自带拾取绑定系统 Ah Tang (Great Chieftain of the Idle Fish Tribe), the Idle Fish Tribe’s top “Master of Lazing About.” If he can lie down, he absolutely won’t sit. “Why call me lazy? I haven’t done anything at all!” Juan Wang, full name Juan Wang Juan Buxiu, the thirty-seventh chieftain of the Grindset Tribe and the holder of the “Most Overworked Primitive on Balding Star” title for twenty consecutive years. He still wields that gleaming stone axe, has “Heaven rewards the diligent” written across his forehead, a 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 I'm Just a Traffic Cop, How Did Cultivating to Immortality Make Me Invincible? 我就一交警，修个仙怎么无敌了？ [Hilarious and Unbeatable | A Traffic Cop Crashes Into the Cultivation World] Don’t be fooled by “unbeatable” in the title! This isn’t a conventional cultivation power fantasy about grinding through monsters and crushing immortal venerables. Zhou Shougui, a traffic cop who died on duty, accidentally transmigrates across the myriad worlds. Through a series of mishaps, he ends up with the complete King of Fighters skill set, but is born without a spiritual root and rejected by the Qingyun Sect. By 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Miss, Wait Up, Little Taoist 女施主：小道长留步 Witty and humorous + grounded in reality and rich in metaphor + ghost hunting and the supernatural A Taoist priest descends the mountain + an utterly doting big brother + a collection of short stories + long-term foreshadowing + guiding souls to the afterlife In 2026, I hunt ghosts and guide souls in the city. Only later did I realize that human hearts are far scarier than ghosts. I have just two kinds of clients: the living and the dead. The living pay me to solve their problems. The dead pay w 30Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 Hundredfold Returns: My Deadbeat System Can Lie Flat 百倍返还：我的冤种系统能躺平 My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 People Rise, Rain Clears, Yet I'm a Turtle Spirit 人会发达雨会晴，奈何我是王八精 [Hilariously absurd turtle spirit × unlucky, sharp-tongued young master] · Signed · Happy ending After cultivating for three thousand years, the turtle spirit survived the tribulation but couldn't escape the fate of being crushed to death by a boulder. Crushed to death by a rock, the turtle spirit opened her eyes again and found herself in the body of Shi Tou, a washed-up actress in the entertainment industry. Turtle: …I hate rocks. They stopped me from becoming immortal. This means war! Maybe i 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 I'm the Black Sheep of Chinese Entertainment. What a Coincidence, So Are You 内娱害群之马，巧了，俺也一样 [Ensemble cast × livestream variety show × goofy daily life × sharp tongues × farming storyline] Who would've thought a female bodyguard could get dragged into a lawsuit because of her lousy employer? Those damn capitalists promised a variety show. Besides letting me live out my farming fantasies now that my DNA's awakened, I was supposed to get to beat up my enemies. But when I got there, my whole world came crashing down! There's never enough to eat, and you can't get a decent night's sleep! J 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Are There No Normal People in Another World? 异世界没有正常人了吗？ [Comedy + System + Ensemble Cast + No Female Lead + Nontraditional Daily Life] The rating only came in after 420,000 words. It should go up, right? (Warning: The author wasn't thinking straight while writing the early chapters. If chapters 14 to 20 feel boring, you can skip them without affecting the rest of the story.) What do you mean, you got sucked into another world while sitting on a golden toilet? What do you mean, you transmigrated before you even pulled up your pants? What do you mean, 4kReads8.2Score53714d adds
- 12 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 6Reads—Score214d adds
- 13 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 991Reads—Score17614d adds
- 14 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 I’m the Ancestor, and I Really Can’t Cultivate Immortality 老祖我真不会修仙 [Misunderstandings + Comedy + Management + Political Intrigue in the Mid-to-Late Story + An Ancestor Who Never Gains a Cultivation Level!] Riding around in a wheelchair, tossing C4! Disciples of the Remnant Cloud Sect, charge with me! “Master, the sect disciples’ cultivation has stagnated!” “What did the ancestor say? Foot massage is a path too, and bathhouse kings are kings too. Just relax, OK~” “Master! Senior Sister made a Rejuvenation Pill! We’re going to turn into the Joyous Union Sect~” “Q —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 129Reads—Score11014d adds
- 17 After My Divorce, I Became the White Moonlight of the Capital’s Elite Circle 离婚后，我成了全京圈的白月光 After My Divorce, I Became the Beloved of the Entire Capital 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Get Rich in Journey to the West: Place Your Next Order, Master 暴富西游：施主下个单吧 Heaven is bankrupt, The Jade Emperor washes dishes, The Queen Mother goes up for auction, And the gods haul bricks. Tang Sanzang: A legendary “scripture god” is born. Wukong: Delivers takeout, demolishes a CBD, and racks up two hundred million in debt. Bajie: Eats Gao Village into ruin. Sha Seng: An artist. The Queen of the Women's Kingdom: “Royal Brother, you've lost weight! I'm investing in this project!” The eighty-one trials of Journey to the West become eighty-one ways to get ric 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 2Reads—Score114d adds
- 21 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 I Accidentally Got Pregnant with the CEO's Baby 一不小心怀了总裁的崽 Ruan Ziyan is the undisputed queen of clapbacks, the one nobody can beat in an argument. On the day of her interview, she roasted an old classmate so badly he questioned his entire existence. The CEO even watched the whole thing unfold live from his car. On her first day at work, a colleague told her to serve tea and run errands like a maid. She roasted him into silence, then took down their team leader for good measure. She made a name for herself in the CEO's office. She thought she could fina 35.6kReads8.7Score3.8k14d adds
- 23 If You Can Have Jiahao, Then So Can I! 许你嘉豪，就许我嘉豪！ I'm Wang Jiahao, a forty-year-old old man. One day, I woke up to find that my soul had somehow ended up in the body of a college student named Ouyang Jiahao. I'm a failed, greasy, bald, ugly, short nobody, and now I have a young, handsome, well-educated body. Isn't this Heaven giving me a second chance? I thought I was the chosen one, but it turns out there's a second Jiahao right by my side! If you get to be Jiahao, then so do I. When it comes to being Jiahao, I'm even more Jiahao than you! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Defying Heaven, I Make the Immortals Step Aside 反骨登天，众仙避让 A hilarious, stress-relieving cultivation romp that reveals the full picture of the Immortal Realm. Lin Xuan, the Holy Son of the Xuantian Sect, has heaven-defying talent, a cunning mind, and a wicked sense of humor. When the Seven Fairies of the Heavenly Court descend to the mortal world for a wager, he wins a hundred million immortal crystals from them. The Seven Fairies honor their bet: “Come to Heaven with us!” Lin Xuan: “Let’s go! There’s even more fun to be had in the Heavenly Court!” As s 1Reads7.1Score—14d adds
- 25 I Grow Potatoes in the Interstellar Age 我在星际时代种土豆 I Grow Potatoes in the Interstellar Era 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 Daoist Friend, Your Fortune Is Meant for Me 道友，你的机缘与我有缘 Lin Yao, a modern-day office drone, gets hit by a car one day and transmigrates into an old-school cultivation romance full of angst. The good news: she rolls a Chaos Spiritual Root right off the bat. The bad news: it came from getting struck by lightning. The even worse news: the System ran off from the start… In this cultivation-novel world, where Qi Refining cultivators are as common as hairs, Foundation Establishment cultivators are everywhere, and Golden Core and Nascent Soul cultivators ar 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 This Immortal Is a Little Too Brash 这个神仙有点彪 I was just a cemetery security guard when I saw a fairy fall from the sky. This fairy’s a bit wild, knocking out little ghosts with a single punch. A rare divine essence lies within her, and demon kings from all three realms come to claim it. Her Heavenly Eye opens, and she goes on a rampage, wiping out every last monster and demon. Our security company opens a branch in heaven, and every god and immortal loves it. It opens another branch in the underworld, and all the ghosts are as happy as can 236Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 Reborn from Despair: Redemption from a Thousand-Year Curse 绝地重生：千年的诅咒救赎 Tang Xiaofeng has died ninety-nine times, and every time, he kicked the bucket at twenty. More than 1,900 years ago, he publicly rejected the marriage proposal of the Witch Clan's Holy Maiden. Enraged, she hit him with a death curse: he would never live past twenty. For nearly two millennia after that, he choked to death on water, drowned while fishing, and got struck by lightning while sheltering from the rain. His deaths came in all shapes and forms. The most heartbreaking part was that eve 674Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 I Dominate the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 我靠吐槽称霸武林 I Conquer the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 Rabies Has Kicked In, Keep Your Distance 狂犬病已犯，请勿招惹 [A hilarious cast, absurd meme humor, ultra-sweet 1v1 romance, transmigration into a book.] The top cadet at a military academy transmigrates into Du Yingrong, the daughter of General Huaihua: an epic-level hopeless romantic and a weakling supporting female character. Every member of the general's household is a hidden talent, each more eccentric than the last. A grandmother always looking for thrills, an absent-minded father, an indulgent mother, an eldest brother too frail to look after himsel 24.2kReads8.2Score2.4k14d adds
- 32 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 Gluttonous Quick Transmigration: A Record of Years Spent Surviving Tribulations 饕餮快穿：渡劫经年录 I was once Taotie, a malevolent beast from the Primordial Era. From childhood, Bai Ze and I could never stand each other. He was an auspicious creature, while I was a ferocious beast. I secretly ate the medicinal herbs Shennong had left behind, committing a grave sin. But because I carried the bloodline of an ancient divine beast, the Heavenly Emperor granted me special clemency: I was to save those unfortunate women and earn merit to offset my sins by inhabiting them and living out their lives. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 There’s Something Seriously Wrong with This Game 这游戏十分有十二分不对劲 If a strange app mysteriously appeared on your phone, would you tap on it? If you discovered that one of the games you played could affect reality, or that the two worlds affected each other, would you still focus only on the game? A warlock with an unlimited skill pool who swings a ten-meter greatsword at your head over the slightest disagreement, or Zhao Yun, who comes with exceptionally high damage resistance and charges like a silver dragon at the drop of a hat. Which would you prefer? If ne 15Reads—Score114d adds
- 37 The Living King of Hell of the Yin-Yang Realm 阴阳界活阎王 Evil spirits: “Hell is empty, and devils walk among us!” Unorthodox cultivators: “Compared to him, I’m just a rookie!” Righteous cultivators: “Who let him cultivate?!” Li Dao: “Ahem, let me clear things up. I did all those things... just kidding.” 203Reads—Score1814d adds
- 38 Ascending to the Immortal Realm: I Became an Eternal Immortal Emperor by Playing It Safe 飞升仙界：我靠腹黑苟成万古仙帝 Lin Yuan, from Blue Star, ascends to the Immortal Realm. With his cunning, strategic mind and heaven-defying luck, he changes his fate, starting as a low-ranking immortal servant and rising all the way to the upper echelons of the Immortal Realm. The once-in-a-million-years War of Investiture begins, and the competition among the greatest prodigies of the myriad realms becomes its opening battle. Relying on his wits and formidable strength, Lin Yuan survives the brutal contest across the heavens 61Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 39 The Path to Enlightenment and Immortality in the Mortal World 人间悟道成仙之路 (Entirely hand-written, dialogue-heavy, long-form storytelling, little narration, fast-paced, no showing off, no face-slapping, genuine cultivation.) Synopsis: The lame boy was raised in Caojia Village after an old blind man found him. He doesn't know who his parents are. He doesn't understand why heavenly thunder keeps striking him. He has no idea why the blood of the ancient divine beast Chenghuang flows through his body. At fifteen, he accidentally ate a pill in a mountain cave, and his lam 141Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 40 I Don’t Want to Be the Protagonist 我不想当主角 I Don’t Want to Be the Protagonist 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴！你是我的人形许愿池吗？ Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 Reborn as the Fiery Cloud Evil God 重生之我成了火云邪神 Huh, I actually became the ultimate king of killers? This mental hospital is pretty comfortable. Slippers and a vest are the ultimate gear. What should I say when I end up at Pig Cage Walled City again? 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.2kReads—Score10014d adds
- 45 Traveling with the King: Fish and Fishermen 与王同行鱼与渔 Rooted in the grand magical world of Heroes of Might and Magic, this is classic, traditional fantasy. No transmigration, no System, no cheat powers. There is only the path of proving the Dao through strength, taking one step at a time through a turbulent era. To cleanse himself of karmic burdens and uncover the true essence of magic, the young Deacon followed the First Academy of Magic dean's instructions and secluded himself for three years, meditating on the Dao and tempering his heart. During 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 She’s far too headstrong. 13Reads—Score114d adds
- 47 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 625Reads—Score6114d adds
- 48 The Guy Across the Street Selling Funeral Wreaths 对面那个卖花圈的 [Rivals-to-lovers couple + love grows over time + happy ending + playing the underdog to catch the strong + two equally powerful leads] My name is Hua Kai, and I've worked in wedding services for five years. What kind of dramatic situations haven't I seen? I've seen grooms run off with the bridesmaid the night before the wedding. I've seen brides tear into their grooms at the ceremony. I've even seen two tables of in-laws get drunk, start fighting, and shove each other into an eight-tier cake. B 211Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 49 How Do You Plan to Save the World Today? 今天你打算怎么拯救世界 How Will You Save the World Today? 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂 Come on, keep acting tough. 24Reads—Score214d adds
