Novels like I Cultivated Immortality for Three Thousand Years, Only to Come Home and Deliver Takeout
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- 1 I’m an Immortal Emperor, Reborn at the Moment I Was Kidnapped in My Past Life 我为仙帝，重生回前世被绑架时 13Reads6.0Score—Shelves
- 2 Reborn in the City as the Cold-Hearted Emperor 都市重生之冷漠帝君 He was once a Celestial Venerable in the heavens. When his tribulation failed because of karma from his past life, he decided to use the magic power he had left to return to his previous life. Those who hurt or humiliated him would become souls beneath his blade and vanish forever. This novel has a devoted male and female lead, a short romance, and only one heroine, whom the hero dotes on exclusively. Later, he ascends to immortality with her and her family, then holds his beloved wife in his ar 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 3 Reborn as a Mahayana Master, I Crush High Martial Arts with Cultivation 大乘期重生，我以修仙碾压高武 The protagonist was a powerful cultivator at the Great Ascension stage in the cultivation world. After failing to survive the True Immortal Tribulation, his shattered soul unexpectedly arrived on Earth. Using a blood-red immortal embryo, his remnant soul was reborn. In just three months, he became a young man and infiltrated a high-martial-arts academy, posing as a good-for-nothing and playing the pig to eat the tiger. In this world, martial arts, superhuman abilities, and the uncanny run rampan 26Reads—Score—Shelves
- 4 I've Cultivated for Ten Thousand Years, and You're Asking Me to Go to College? 修仙一万年，你跟我提上大学？ Just after finishing the college entrance exams, Lin Yang accidentally wandered into the cultivation world. With unmatched talent in body cultivation and a body impervious to every technique, he went from zero to breaking through the limits of body cultivation in just ten thousand years, becoming the first person to attain sainthood through the body alone. But an incarnation of the Heavenly Dao suddenly attacked him from behind, stripped him of his saintly body, and kicked him back to Earth. He 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 5 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Take on the Heavenly Court with the Faith of the Masses 灵气复苏：我靠万民信仰硬刚天庭 [No System + Spiritual Qi Revival + Cultivation Through Faith + Hilarious Daily Life + Standout Supporting Cast + The Leads Fight Side by Side + Founding a New Heavenly Court] Dream of the Heavenly Court, encounter the Fighting Buddha, protect the descendants of the Victorious Fighting Buddha, and gain a fortuitous opportunity? Where have the gods of the Heavenly Court and the deities of ancient myth gone? Blue Star has grown a hundredfold, a red moon has fallen from the sky, monsters run ramp —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 6 The Keeper of the Palace 守宫人 He is the last of three generations of palace guardians at the Forbidden City. According to the ancestral rule, the guardian of the dragon in this generation must suppress all evil across the land and protect the mountains and rivers of China for all time. An ordinary young man joins the National Secret Bureau’s Seventh Division, a clandestine Chinese agency for the supernatural, and becomes a low-ranking probationary investigator. He walks the shadowed streets of the city, suppressing the rese —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 7 The System Forces Me to Cultivate Immortality 我被系统逼着修仙 [Handpicked by a top author, guaranteed quality] [Urban cultivation] [Funny everyday life] [Super satisfying plot] Zhou Ze was reborn, and when faced with a choice from the System, he chose a different path. “Whenever someone sticks their face out, I have no choice but to slap it.” “Actually, I want to be a normal person too. They keep forcing me to show off.” —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 8 Urban: Reborn as the Strongest Immortal Emperor 都市：重生之最强仙帝 Ye Tian, the “Eternal Immortal Emperor,” unexpectedly obtained the means to reverse time and space. To return to the past and make up for the regrets of several thousand years ago, he sacrificed all his cultivation and finally got his wish, returning to the time before the tragedy. He swore that in this life, he would cast everyone who had ever humiliated him into the abyss and make them die in despair! He would make everyone who looked down on him grovel and tremble at his feet! 924Reads7.3Score112Shelves
- 9 A Great Cultivator on Campus 修真大能在校园 After a thousand years of roaming the Immortal Realm, the Immortal Venerable resolutely returned to his childhood and began his journey of urban cultivation. For the kindness I received in the past, I’ll grant you wealth and honor. For the grudges I hold, I’ll repay them tenfold. Years later, gangland bosses would serve me, business elites would answer to me, renowned doctors would beg to become my disciples, and martial arts masters would revere me as a god… Years later, I had long since reache 1.1kReads7.1Score104Shelves
- 10 The City’s Gifted Young Doctor 都市妙手小天医 Ye Tian is an outstanding student of Western medicine. During his hospital internship, his class monitor schemes to get him assigned to the Traditional Chinese Medicine department. By chance, Ye Tian obtains the legacy of Tang Long, the Medical Emperor of the Tianxuan Continent. The Medical Emperor Tang Long was peerless in medicine, physiognomy, divination, Daoism, and martial arts. From that moment on, Ye Tian's life quietly begins to change... 215Reads—Score—Shelves
- 11 Back Then, I Kept My Hands in My Pockets, Never Knowing What a Rival Was 那年我双手插兜不知什么叫对手 The Northern Mystic Emperor was ambushed and reborn on Earth. With no connections to rely on, he faces scorn from his first love, schemes from his romantic rival, taunts from rich young masters, and the tragic deaths of his parents... He resolves to challenge the unjust will of the heavens with his own strength and write his own story! “This time, I’m going to truly live for myself!” “Not one of the enemies who hurt me in the past will get away!” 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 12 The Cultivation Big Shot Returns to the City: I’m Absolutely Invincible 修仙大佬回档都市，我绝对无敌的 [Return of the strong + ruthless and decisive + unapologetic wish fulfillment + multiple heroines + modern cultivation + invincible lead + power fantasy] The old immortal Lin Xuan was reborn in his youth. This time, he would make up for every regret from his past life. Lin Xuan often told people, “I can't stand the slightest insult. Anyone who provokes, bullies, or humiliates me or my family, whether you're a business tycoon, a crime boss, a powerful family, or the world's richest person... I' 12Reads—Score—Shelves
- 13 After Ten Years of Lessons from My Fairy Master, I Came Down the Mountain Invincible 仙女师父教学十年后，下山无敌了 Returning from the mountains as a master + decisive and ruthless + divine medicine and physiognomy + sweet, heartwarming romance and everyday life + ten thousand words updated daily Ten years ago, his entire family was slaughtered over an ancient scroll, the Hongmeng Kunlun Diagram. Fortunately, he was saved by nine immortal beauties, his masters from the Xiaoyao Immortal Sect, and embarked on the path of cultivation. His eldest master taught him how to navigate the world through business strate 127Reads5.9Score—Shelves
- 14 Missing for Five Years, I Cultivate Immortality in the Mountains and Become Unrivaled 失踪五年，我！深山修仙举世无敌 Five years ago, the world bullied me, and my girlfriend left me. Heartbroken, I leaped alone from Mount Kunlun. Five years later, I return, having cultivated the path to immortality! Every old grudge will now be repaid in full! No matter how wealthy you are, rich enough to rival a nation! No matter how high your position, powerful enough to control everything! I, Qin Wendao, have but one sword, and with it I shall cut down all under heaven! 25.7kReads6.4Score2.9kShelves
- 15 Reborn as the Silent Immortal Venerable 重生之沉默仙尊 Chen Mo, an Immortal Venerable, transmigrated into a body on Earth. On his journey through three thousand minor worlds, the Immortal Domain Beyond the Universe, and the ascended Divine Realm, he was invincible. Just as his name suggested, Chen Mo was not one for words. He killed anyone who crossed him, mortal or god, and ultimately stood at the summit of all gods, immortal and indestructible. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 16 Reborn in the City, Treading on the Powerful Martial Arts Clans 重生都市之脚踏高武世家 [Urban Cultivation, Advanced Martial Arts, A Smart Protagonist, Decisive and Ruthless] Lin Ji, a peak Ninth-Turn Mystic Immortal, failed his tribulation and was blasted to pieces by the Black Min Divine Thunder. Carrying the memories of his past life, he unexpectedly was reborn on Earth, back when he was seventeen. Before leaving Earth in his previous life, he endured humiliation after humiliation. Even his closest loved ones were brutally harmed, and in desperation, he jumped from a building... —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 17 Super Cultivation in the City 都市超级修仙 [Urban Cultivation + Invincible Power Fantasy + Ruthless Action + Comedic Plot] Long Yu lounged on the ground and grinned. “What’s in it for me if I protect Earth?” The old man looked pained. “I’ll bless you with great fortune!” Long Yu got up and walked away without looking back. “That’s it?” The old man panicked. “There’s more, there’s more!” After fumbling around for ages, the old man pulled something from his robes... a golden legend! Long Yu snatched it, thumped his chest, and laughed. “Lea 21Reads—Score—Shelves
- 18 Hounded by Debt from the Start? I Bind Myself to a Live-Streaming Cultivation System 开局被追债？我绑定直播修仙系统 After his parents lost everything in the stock market and jumped to their deaths, Ruan Zhuo, a college freshman, became an orphan from the start. He had to care for his high-school-aged younger sister while shouldering a massive online loan his father had taken out using his identity card. When violent debt collectors showed up at his door, the Live-Stream Cultivation System awakened in his moment of desperation! All he had to do was start a livestream and promote cultivation culture to modern v 19Reads—Score931Shelves
- 19 A Long Song for the Dawn 祈明长歌 These are the best of times. The Immortal Dynasty reigns supreme, and all nations pay tribute. The ancient Church has ruled its corner of the world for a thousand years. Geniuses rise one after another, dazzling the world. These are the worst of times. Divine authority reigns supreme, and the people live in misery. Evil cultivators run rampant, and demons roam unchecked. Behind the sacred halo lies a mountain of corpses. Beneath the Church, the Immortal Dynasty, and the Divine Eagle Federat 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 20 Reborn as the City’s Greatest Sword Immortal 重生之都市第一剑仙 I have a needle that can save all living things. I have a sword that can cut down all under heaven. 7.6kReads8.3Score880Shelves
- 21 The Immortal Emperor Returns: After Being Reborn, I Have Max-Level Cultivation 仙帝归来：我重生后竟是满级修为 Back then, all he could do was watch helplessly as the girl he loved was driven by his rival to jump to her death. Now, he has returned with power unmatched in the world... 1.6kReads6.9Score149Shelves
- 22 Golden Core Cultivation from the Start: Confessing to My Childhood Friend, the Campus Belle 开局金丹期：向青梅校花表白 [Invincible] + [Urban Cultivation] + [One Female Lead] + [Reborn] + [Immortal Emperor] Lin Xuan, the Qian Kun Sword Emperor, had reigned supreme in the immortal realm for ten thousand years. Just as he was about to overcome his tribulation and ascend to godhood, his sworn brothers ambushed him and brought about his death. He was Reborn on Blue Star. Back on Blue Star, Lin Xuan is determined to rewrite the hardships of his past and protect his family, as well as his childhood sweetheart, who has 854Reads7.2Score102Shelves
- 23 Global Awakening: But I’m Containing the Gods 全球觉醒：我却在收容神明 “You say you're Sun Wukong? Fine, show me your somersault cloud.” “Even the Jade Emperor has to pay rent. Those are the rules.” “Other people awaken with a cheat ability. I awaken with a shelter, and they don't even damn well pay me.” “Can you gods stop wrecking my home when you fight? I rent this place, and I had to pay three months' rent upfront.” The gods of the entire world are being hunted by an unknown presence, and the protagonist is the only “vessel” capable of containing divine essences 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 24 Express Delivery: I Cultivate Immortality and Become an Emperor by Making Big Brothers 极速快递：我靠认哥修仙封帝 Overworked delivery courier Chen Zifeng tumbles into a ditch during a stormy night and unexpectedly binds to the Three Realms Logistics System! Delivering packages lets him cultivate immortality, and making big brothers gets him invincible? He quits on the spot and goes into business for himself. He’s barely hung up his sign when the nine-tailed fox immortal Su Ziyao crashes through his roof from the sky and forces her way onto the team. From then on, he gathers an oddball crew of ordinary peopl 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 25 Cultivating Immortality in the City with My Original Space 坐拥原空间在都市修仙 At eighteen, Lin Yi experiences his grandfather’s death and a family dispute over property. During a heated argument, his parents are injured, and he is beaten badly enough to end up in the hospital. By chance, he obtains an ancient space and embarks on the path of cultivation. From then on, he plays the pig to eat the tiger and gets the better of everyone. 589Reads7.0Score109Shelves
- 26 The Azure Emperor Returns: A City Cultivation Tale 都市修仙之青帝归来 "If one day I become the Azure Emperor, I'll make all the peach blossoms bloom together!" The Azure Emperor was destroyed by a heart demon while undergoing tribulation. Returning to his youth on Earth, he begins cultivating immortality in the modern city! 1.2kReads7.4Score100Shelves
- 27 Dao Yan: Mystical Dust 道衍玄尘 [Reader’s Note] There are no raging torrents or soaring waterfalls here, only a gentle stream. We recommend settling into it as you would soothing music. What is real and what is fantasy coexist, as do truth and illusion. Any resemblance is purely coincidental, so feel free to smile and let it pass. [Synopsis] An economics PhD is reborn in another world as a village youth. With guidance from an extraordinary master and help from a hidden realm, he cultivates both body and magic, practices medici 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 28 Why Cultivate Immortality If You Never Age? 不衰修什么仙？ A God Is Hidden in the Green Stone I keep asking myself: why did everyone in the world receive a mysterious box, except me? Why can everyone awaken extraordinary abilities, while I have nothing at all? What lies behind all these years of constant bad luck and hardship? —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 29 After Reaching the Pinnacle of the Mahayana Realm, I Return to Earth to Attend University 大乘期圆满后，我回地球读大学 [Urban Cultivation + Campus Beauty + Invincible] Qin Chen died during his tribulation and was reborn on the day he was about to start college. Aunt Tang arrived to pick him up in a supercar, with the Xu family's heiress, Xu Shuqing, in the back seat. She glanced at Qin Chen's faded clothes and bargain-brand shoes, then curled her lip. "What a country bumpkin." But soon, this so-called country bumpkin would... Crush the powerful families with his left hand and dominate the martial arts world with 4.2kReads6.3Score425Shelves
- 30 My Cultivation Began Three Years Ago 修仙始于三年前 [Urban Cultivation] [Ultimate Power Fantasy] [Unstoppable] Spiritual qi revival. All living beings vie for supremacy. In this world, martial cultivators can shatter mountains and rivers with their fists and look down upon the mortal realm; spell cultivators pore over ancient books and command yin and yang; and demon kings look down upon the four seas and reign over the world. Beyond the other shore, demons run rampant and evil abominations descend. Scholars from the old era develop mechs, gently 306Reads6.2Score—Shelves
- 31 Twenty Years of Urban Cultivation: I Slay Ten Thousand Enemies with One Sword 都市修仙二十载，我一剑斩万敌 [Modern cultivation + ruthless and decisive + beauties are but skeletons, how could they disturb my Daoist heart?] Lu Xiaoyao spent twenty years cultivating immortality in the mountains with his master. After his master passed away, he descended the mountain to uncover the mystery of his origins. From then on, a storm of bloodshed began. He fought his way from the mortal world to the cultivation world, and then through the Myriad Worlds. In the magnificent and boundless universe, peerless prodig 3.9kReads8.3Score310Shelves
- 32 Reborn with a Martial Arts Simulator 重生之武道模拟器 “Sorry, a loser’s love is worthless.” That was the last thing Lin Mu heard in his previous life. The person who said it was the woman he had loved with his life. Standing beside her was the man he had called “brother” for twenty years. He thought being reborn was heaven giving him a second chance. Until the scar on his right wrist began to glow silver [Martial Arts Simulator bound.] [Each simulation consumes your actual lifespan.] [Everything experienced in a simulation will be permanently etche 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 33 Reborn: Unrivaled Under Heaven! 重生：天下无双！ (Male protagonist reborn + no saintly tendencies + ruthless and decisive + she pursues him + one female lead) “I have stood atop the highest peaks and known the depths of the lowest valleys.” In his previous life, the talented young Qin Lang died when an attempt to break through to the next cultivation realm failed. But fortune smiled upon him and gave him a chance to be reborn. Unfortunately, he came back to life in a world 1,500 years in the future. With a second life, he would surely reclaim —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 34 Reborn as a Powerful Figure in the City 重生之都市大能 [Dark] [One heroine] [A satisfying life] Gu Chen, the Eternal Demon Venerable, was ambushed by the woman he loved. His disciple, whom he had spent hundreds of years cultivating, had joined forces with his lover. To seize the great fortune, they joined an Immortal Venerable to set up the Emperor-Slaying Array and killed Gu Chen as he broke through to the Emperor realm. He was reborn in his youth, back on Earth. My principle in life, Gu Chen, is this: I will repay my benefactors a hundredfold, and 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 35 Urban: Invincible After Coming Down the Mountain, Slaying My Way Across the World 都市：无敌下山，杀戮纵横！ [Expert Returns from the Mountain + Invincible Slaughter + Urban Cultivation + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] After ten years of cultivation, I descend from the mountain invincible, leaving slaughter in my wake!! Want to compare strength with me? I move mountains and fill seas, pluck stars and seize the moon, shatter mountains and rivers with my fists, and split the earth with my palm! Want to compare medical skills with me? I can bring the dead back to life and restore flesh to bones! Want to compare 3.5kReads8.2Score287Shelves
- 36 Cultivation Community: I Manage the Property, and the Big Shots Line Up to Pay 修仙小区：我当物业，大佬排队交 On the day he is reborn, Qin Changsheng slaps a Nascent Soul grandmaster. The greatest rogue cultivator of his past life is now a property manager earning 3,500 a month. The residents' chat group is full of complaints: sword cultivators report exploding furnaces, while members of the Harmony Sect sob that their bellybands have been cut up. Qin Changsheng picks up a mop. “At Qingyun Tianjing, the property manager is king.” Eventually, even the Heavenly Dao has to pay property fees. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 37 Return of the Cultivator 修真归来 Ten years ago, his girlfriend was stolen from him, and he died unexpectedly in disgrace. Ten years later, he returns from an incredible world of cultivation. He only wants a peaceful life, but the overly kind are always bullied. The only choice is to shine again and become a demon! He turns the tide, rewrites history from this moment on, and begins his path to a comeback! 625Reads8.5Score169Shelves
- 38 After a Hundred Thousand Years of Life, I’m Invincible in the Mortal World 长生十万年，我无敌于人世间 [Invincible Protagonist + Immortal Life + Showy Swagger + Cultivation] Su Long is the last immortal in the world. After living for more than a hundred thousand years, he plans to bury himself in a coffin and sleep for a few thousand more. But someone accidentally wakes him up. Looking at the modern city two thousand years after he fell asleep, Su Long decides to wander the world again and experience the everyday bustle of human life. As he slowly travels through the human world, the secrets with 261Reads—Score103Shelves
- 39 Nascent Soul True Lord: Reborn in High School, I Cultivate Immortality Under the Radar 元婴真君，重生高中低调修仙 It was only a tribulation to become a Deity. If I died, I could just start over. But now I’m back in a modern city where spiritual energy is scarce. What’s Lu Yun supposed to do? As the only cultivator in the world, Lu Yun can only sigh helplessly. He has no choice but to quietly grow stronger, then amaze the entire world. 256Reads—Score—Shelves
- 40 Why Mess With Him? He Takes Everyone Down in One Move 你惹他干嘛，他见谁都是一招秒 [Decisive and Ruthless + High-Energy Power Fantasy + Steamrolls Every Opponent] Xiao Chen, a great cultivator who had overcome the tribulation, returns reborn. No cultivation? No problem! I’ll absorb all the spiritual energy on Earth and reach the Land Immortal realm in an instant, becoming invincible under heaven. The first thing I do after returning is wipe out my enemies’ entire family. I won’t even spare their dogs! When I, Xiao Chen, act, I answer only to my conscience, not to cause and eff 6.2kReads8.5Score552Shelves
- 41 Master! Don't Ascend Just Yet! 师父！您先别飞升啊 (The rating just came out and will rise, so please enjoy without worry.) [Urban Cultivation × Fun-Loving Protagonist × No System × Multiple Heroines] After an all-night gaming marathon at an internet cafe, Yang Tianyu runs into an immortal on his way back to the dorm. Thrilled, he becomes the immortal's disciple, only for his bargain-basement master to ascend and run off! Yang Tianyu is left with a debt of ten billion spirit stones, plus a... broken compass. Fortunately, the compass can communic 10Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 42 The City's God-Tier Castoff 都市神级弃少 I got caught fooling around, but my stunning CEO wife bailed me out. She didn't blame me; in fact, she even... 9.6kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves
- 43 I Am the Emperor! How Dare You Call Yourself Supreme? 吾为帝！尔敢称尊？ [Emperor Lord + Reborn + Invincible + Modern World + Power Fantasy + Decisive and Ruthless + No Saintly Heroics + All the Heavens!] Lu Qingxuan was once a native of Blue Star, but after an accident transmigrated to the Immortal Mystic Continent, where he became known as Lu Jiuxiao. He once wielded the six great Origin Emperor Weapons, ruled over the nine great sacred grounds, and suppressed the three forbidden lands. He was the greatest Emperor Lord in the Immortal Mystic Continent’s history. 5.7kReads8.2Score545Shelves
- 44 Urban Cultivation: After Eight Years of Immortality, I Return Invincible 都市修真：修仙八年，归来既无敌 [Urban cultivation + endless power fantasy + decisive killing] Qin Changqing falls off Mount Tai and accidentally lands in a secret realm of cultivation, where he obtains the legacy of an Immortal Lord. After eight years, he finally breaks through to the Golden Core realm and returns in triumph, beginning a legendary life! One day, Qin Changqing stands above the powerful families and martial clans, clad in white like a young immortal descended from the heavens. Qin Changqing: “I’m invincible. Do 2.7kReads8.1Score235Shelves
- 45 The Peerless Immortal Venerable of the City 都市极品仙尊 In his past life, he was bullied by thugs, framed by villains, betrayed by his girlfriend, and scorned by the world. In this life, he'll crush every one of them beneath his feet. In his past life, his parents were disgraced, he couldn't be with the woman he loved, and his friends were wronged. In this life, he'll repay every debt. Li Xuan, the Fire Profound Golden Immortal who once roamed the cosmos, is reborn at twenty and returns to the bustling city to resume his cultivation. Watch him play t 3.5kReads7.9Score330Shelves
- 46 The Immortal Emperor Returns to the City 仙帝归来在都市 To break the destiny imposed on cultivators. To resolve the regrets and tangled feelings left over from his past life. An Immortal Emperor is willing to shoulder immense karmic burdens, using tens of thousands of years of cultivation to reverse time and return to his youth. In this life, no matter how immense the karma obstructs his path forward, he will overcome it all! Family, friends, and beloveds: in this life, he will leave no regrets... 185Reads8.2Score218Shelves
- 47 The Great Luo Immortal Venerable Descends to the Mortal World 大罗仙尊落凡尘 My new work is here! Please head over to Tomato Novel to read it. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 48 Invincible Sword Immortal in the City 都市无敌剑仙 [Urban Cultivation, Overpowered Protagonist] Three years ago, he was a useless nobody, mocked by everyone, humiliated, and driven from his home. Three years later, he returns in triumph. He is the invincible sword immortal who dominates the cultivation world. I have a sword that can cut down all beneath heaven. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 49 The Demon Lord Conquers the Heavens 魔主倾天 A smile stirs the winds of fate; a fit of anger brings a sky drenched in blood. With a turn of his palm, he shatters the firmament; with a wave of his hand, he destroys the stars. The Demon Lord failed his tribulation and returned to the age of eighteen. Now watch me make up for past regrets and achieve immortality! 941Reads8.4Score155Shelves
- 50 The Abandoned Cultivator in the City 修真弃少在都市 A good-for-nothing? With one move at my disposal, the world is mine! Ye Tao is reborn and makes his way in the city! The campus belle, the career elites! He rises again, conquers the business world, cultivates immortality, slays demons, and returns to the pinnacle! I may not be a dashing playboy, but I'm easy on the eyes, and beautiful women all like honest guys like me. I'm naturally low-key, but people keep pushing me, so face-slapping and drawing hatred become my path to the heavens; 3.3kReads8.4Score319Shelves
