Novels like Weak at Hand-to-Hand Combat? I Keep My Hands in My Pockets. What Even Is an Opponent?
Books Chinese readers most often put in the same booklists as Weak at Hand-to-Hand Combat? I Keep My Hands in My Pockets. What Even Is an Opponent?, best match first.
- 1 The Hokage’s God of Food: Making the Whole Ninja World Drool 火影食神，馋哭全忍界 [Food + No Corruption Arc + Lighthearted Comedy + Creative Memes + Guaranteed Thrills] Luo Yu transmigrates to Konoha and opens a restaurant, driving the entire ninja world wild: Naruto begs Luo Yu every day to make him some noodles; Deidara becomes obsessed with bursting juicy beef balls, exclaiming that this is true art; Mei Terumi falls in love with bubble tea and is willing to spend her whole life treasured in Luo Yu's hands; Uchiha Itachi can't stop thinking about those sweet, delicious gol 335Reads8.9Score10114d adds
- 2 Buddha of the Thousand-Armed Form from the Start, Scaring Uncle Jiu 开局顶上化佛，吓坏九叔 Ye Xuan transmigrates to a world of spirits and the supernatural. Just as he is about to become Uncle Jiu's disciple, he binds to the [Myriad Worlds Life Simulator!] … Uncle Jiu: Even the Patriarch can't hold a candle to Ye Xuan! Semu: Senior Brother, that's not right. The Patriarch isn't worthy of comparison... Senior Disciple: You call that sea of lightning the Lightning and Thunder Fist? Patriarch: Xiao Xuan, I never ask anyone for help, but today I'll kneel before you. You can be the head o 1.1kReads8.0Score10214d adds
- 3 I Only Know the Golden Light Spell, Yet I Became a Ninja in Konoha 只会金光咒的我在木叶当忍者 Year 46 of Konoha. Xu Hong is reincarnated in Konoha's Hidden Shadow Village and becomes an orphan. Relying on the Golden Light Mantra in his mind, Xu Hong gradually sets foot on the path to becoming powerful, using the Golden Light Mantra and ninjutsu to fight. But first, he has to survive in Konoha! 3.5kReads8.5Score18414d adds
- 4 Naruto: I Possessed Obito from the Start 火影，我开局夺舍带土 Lin Shen transmigrates and becomes Obito's System. “I can give you power. The price is your soul and your body!” Lin Shen: “Obito, do you want power? I can help you defeat Kakashi!” Obito: “No. I'll work hard and defeat Kakashi myself!” Lin Shen: “Obito, do you yearn for power? Let me help you get through the Chunin Exams!” Obito: “No, I can handle it myself!” Lin Shen keeps tempting Obito, hoping to take over his body, right up until the Battle of Kannabi Bridge. Obito watches as Rin di 1.2kReads8.7Score13814d adds
- 5 EN Naruto: Eight Years of Make-Up Sign-Ins, Peak at the Start 火影补签八年，开局即巅峰 Hinata Kagami transmigrates to the Naruto world and activates the Myriad Worlds Sign-In System. Hmm... a make-up sign-in? The System is going to let me make up eight years of sign-ins? [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the “Absolute Control” talent!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the Sage Body!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the Fish-Fish Fruit, Mythical Zoan, Azure Dragon form!] When the Fourth Great Ninja War begins, Hinata Kagami watches Uchiha 15.7kReads8.3Score1.1k14d adds
- 6 Villain: One Thought Turns Me into a Demon, Slaughtering All Living Beings! 反派：一念为魔，屠戮天下万灵！ [Dark] [Invincible] [No Female Lead] Chu Han was reborn in a fantastical otherworld, only to suffer the massacre of his entire family and endure every kind of torture. Fortunately, he awakened the Godslayer System. Every person he killed earned him attribute points. Morality? Principles? Compassion? In this dog-eat-dog, dark world, they were nothing but tools for digging your own grave! If Heaven has forsaken me, then I shall destroy Heaven! 23Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 7 As a Eunuch, My Title Is the Last Thing I Refuse to Give Up 太监的我：称呼是我最后的倔犟 Martial artists: “You eunuch dog, prepare to die!” Civil officials: “You eunuch dog, may you die a horrible death!” Princes and princesses: “You worthless cur.” As everyone hurls abuse at him, Li Huatian silently draws his sword. “Please call me Director Li. It’s the last bit of stubborn pride I have.” Commoners: “We don’t need heroes who go around righting wrongs. We just need a great man like Director Li.” Generals: “Give me ten military supervisors like Director Li.” Soldiers: “Director Li is 240Reads9.0Score4414d adds
- 8 I’m the Zombie Mother: From the Start, I Assimilate a Hundred Million 我，丧尸母体，开局先同化一个亿 A sudden zombie crisis in Qingzhou sent shockwaves around the world and sparked widespread panic. To protect the bigger picture, the authorities chose not to send help. Instead, they sealed off Qingzhou and killed countless survivors trying to flee. To put an end to the crisis once and for all, they even planned to destroy Qingzhou, stripping every survivor of their right to live. All the survivors fell into utter despair... But at that moment, Lin Chuan smiled. Because he was the zombie progeni 4.7kReads7.8Score42114d adds
- 9 The Fake Ice Queen Campus Belle Tricked Me, but She Likes Being Put in Her Place 被假高冷校花骗了，她喜欢被拿捏 [One heroine~sweet romance~extra sweet!] [Handsome guys and lovely ladies, it's my honor and our good fortune that you've found this book. Why not come in and take a look?] Mo Lingcheng acquires an all-purpose cultivation System! And this System is actually... like this!!! Now that he's become the school belle's badminton coach, as the saying goes, the one by the water gets the moon first. Think ahead and set a small goal: It's settled, then. I'll bind myself to Hua Lingshi! Before they get t 4.6kReads9.3Score41814d adds
- 10 Honor of Kings: I’m on XYG, and Da Xian Wants Me to Play 王者：人在XYG，大仙求我上场 [KPL esports + System + unbeatable power fantasy + one heroine] Su Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the Hexagonal Warrior System. From the start, he has max-level human mechanics and mastery of every hero. In just three days, he climbs to the top of the rankings! The major teams scramble to recruit him, begging him to join. But after Su Ye joins XYG and officially enters the KPL league, everyone finally realizes what a terrifying hexagonal god of war they've brought in! 24.8kReads9.1Score2.1k14d adds
- 11 Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒：这个罪犯连鬼也不放过 In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra 265Reads9.2Score10314d adds
- 12 Transmigrated to the Post-Apocalypse, and the Troll Wants Meat 穿越末世，巨魔要吃肉 [Awakening in Another World + Decisive and Ruthless + Lordly Conquest + Darkness Descends + Multiple Races (Succubi, Snake Women, Fox Women...)] Earth is hit by a dimensional reduction, downgraded to a two-dimensional world and turned into a block of data merged into another world among the Myriad Worlds. Some people survive by all sorts of means and methods, and establish organizations. Luo Shanhai is one of the survivors! But by then, Luo Shanhai no longer goes by that name. He is Shakesi Miya 18.6kReads9.3Score1.7k14d adds
- 13 The Extreme Path to Immortality 极道仙路 [No Goody-Two-Shoes Heroine, No Female Lead, No System, No Transmigration.] Follow your heart and pursue what you desire: that is the path to the ultimate immortal way. The Heavenly Dao? It is dead. The Demonic Heaven shall rise. This is an utterly brutal cultivation world where the strong rule and the weak are ants. My name is Zhao Wuji. In pursuit of the immortal path, I have no taboos. 11.4kReads8.9Score85114d adds
- 14 EN Wood Is Only for Support? Then I’ll Armor a Giant Buddha with Susanoo 木系只能辅助？我直接须佐套大佛 “That kid is an SSS-rank talent, and the weakest Wood-type user to boot! Hilarious!” Ye Chen gives a scornful smile. “Ever heard of... the True Thousand-Armed Kanon?” When that mighty Buddha descends, the world finally understands! The talent wasn’t weak! It was the person using it! “Hey, aren’t you a Wood-type user? Can you explain what that fire is? What, are you trying to become an alchemist too?” Ye Chen shakes his head helplessly. “My talent is only just a tiny bit amazing~” When tens of mi 28kReads8.8Score9.7k14d adds
- 15 Sign-In to Sainthood: I Discover My Wife Is Actually a Demoness Empress 签到成圣：发现老婆竟是魔道女帝 [Invincible]+ [Sign-In]+ [Empress]+ [Swordsmanship]+ [One Female Lead] Xia Xin transmigrates to a world of cultivation. During an expedition to ancient ruins, he falls for a woman, shares an intimate night with her, and marries her. Only after leaving the ruins does he learn that his wife is a member of the demonic path and keeps company with demonic enchantresses. His sect punishes him by sending him to the Cliff of Reflection to meditate on his mistakes. There, he awakens a sign-in System. Sig 48kReads8.9Score4.5k14d adds
- 16 I Really Am a Law-Abiding Citizen 我真的是守法公民 Twelve years ago, star gates descended from the sky and appeared all over the world. People discovered all kinds of worlds beyond the gates. Thanks to the special game items and technology brought back from them, human technology underwent a massive leap forward. On Block 26, Street 78, Chen Bin, dressed in a fitted black trench coat and a vintage gray tweed English cap, held an AK-47 in one hand. He looked seriously at Old Chicken and said in a low voice, “We are law-abiding citizens. We must n 555Reads9.3Score10314d adds
- 17 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 99.4kReads9.6Score11.3k14d adds
- 18 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 51.4kReads9.3Score5k14d adds
- 19 Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game 恐怖片NPC在惊悚游戏杀疯了 [Horror + comedy + power fantasy + no female lead (male protagonist has no romantic pairing)] A horror game swept across the world. Fu Yan, an NPC from a horror movie in a higher plane of existence, was accidentally dragged into the game. Fu Yan: Since you've all gone to the trouble of inviting me, I won't hold back. From then on, the “horror game” was plunged into the shadow of someone named “Fu Yan”... Horror NPCs: Please, don't come any closer! Livestream viewers: Can someone do something abo 66kReads9.6Score8.7k14d adds
- 20 EN Mortal Bones, Immortal Destiny 凡骨 (The print edition is now available to buy online) The world's spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade: Heavenly Spiritual Bones. Second grade: Golden Spiritual Bones. Third grade: Mystic Spiritual Bones. Fourth grade: White Spiritual Bones. All the rest are ordinary bones, unfit for cultivation. Xu Taiping is an ordinary man with ordinary bones, yet he swears to prove to the cultivation world that ordinary bones can slay demons, ordinary bones can vanquish evil, and ordinary b 557.8kReads9.3Score70.2k14d adds
- 21 EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5k14d adds
