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- 1 Harry Potter: My Years in Charge of the Ministry of Magic HP：我执掌魔法部的那些年 [Harry Potter Fanfiction] [Slow Burn] [Original Setting] [Runs Alongside the Main Story] Filius Nix Ding (Ding Xuan) is reborn in the world of Harry Potter. After graduating, he spends ten years fighting his way up through the Ministry of Magic, and is finally promoted to Senior Deputy Minister in 1990. From then on, the Ministry of Magic undergoes a dramatic transformation: A “one-stop service desk” is introduced, greatly improving the Ministry's efficiency. The “Senior Officials Inspection Off 86Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 2 Harry Potter: The Night the Comet Came hp彗星来的那一夜 The night the comet came, the course of fate quietly changed (romance-focused). Heroine: Caroline Snape, adopted by S.S. at the age of two. Hero: Severus Snape, an S.S. with a sharp tongue and a soft heart. Author’s note: Zabini and Daphne are in the same year as the heroine (three years ahead of Harry). This won’t affect the original story or characterization, so read without worry. And thanks to the readers who point out errors! 47Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 HP: Black and White, Reality and Ideals HP黑与白，现实与理想 A new author. A dual-protagonist story featuring two original heroines, twin sisters: Eleti Carter (transmigrator) × Vantexi Carter (native). If this isn't your cup of tea, please think carefully before starting! The story takes a little while to get going and is extremely long. Some out-of-character moments may occur. The early part overlaps with the original work. This is a wish-fulfillment story, but the characters are neither invincible nor universally adored. The story unfolds from the pers 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 Rekindling the Potions: Professor Snape, I’m Back 重燃魔药：斯内普教授，我回来了 Isolde Vinter, a Slytherin, was reborn from the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998. She sacrificed herself to protect Snape and cover the Order of the Phoenix’s retreat, only to be killed by a Death Eater’s curse. Reborn in the autumn of 1995, during her fifth year, she carries the memories of two lifetimes, exceptional Potions talent, and an abiding love and obsession with Snape. Her goals: change Snape’s fate and save him from death, protect Hogwarts, and make up for every regret. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 Harry Potter: Snape’s Granddaughter Hp之斯内普的孙女 Snape, the headmaster of Hogwarts, immediately gave the female lead whatever she wanted. But when she was in her teens and had just graduated to become the head of Slytherin, he still could not escape the passage of time and passed away. Of course, the other main characters will also dote on her. The female lead is no damsel in distress. She has powerful magic, and of course it involves magic cards, as you all know. Everyone has a dream of being a magical girl. Kero and Yue are the female lead’ 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 Harry Potter: One of a Kind HP独一无二 Snape x You The noble, mysterious, greatest Potions Master doesn't need to be saved... Two different worlds, two bodies. We're all ordinary people. There's only so much we can do. Yet beneath the black abyss lies a boundless blue sea, shimmering in the light. (I haven't read the original books, only watched the movies. If there are any mistakes, I'll correct them as soon as possible.) 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Harry Potter: The Young Miss Seer HP：预言家小姐 Note: Snape’s feelings for Lily are not romantic. He sees her as a sister. The Stuarts are a mysterious Pure-blood family, not included among the twenty-eight recognized Pure-blood families. Every Stuart child has the ability to foresee the future. By looking someone in the eye, they can learn about that person’s past and future. But, apparently, they cannot see their own futures or those of the people closest to them. Until the age of fourteen, they must wear heavy, drab-gray glasses made of sp 39Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 The Valley's Orphan, The Half-Blood Prince's Paradox 山谷遗孤，混血王子的悖论 In 1981, a dark cloud hangs over Godric’s Hollow. Severus Snape unexpectedly takes in an abandoned orphan girl and names her Scarlett Prince. She is the granddaughter of Gellert Grindelwald, the first Dark Lord, yet she shines like an unexpected light in Snape’s gloomy life. Scarlett grows up under Snape’s strict but secretly caring protection. Then, in her third year, the girl’s innocent affection turns into a fervent confession of love. Snape is utterly alarmed. Guilt over Scarlett’s identity 11Reads—Score314d adds
- 9 Harry Potter: Tail Feather 【HP】尾羽 [Main story and extras complete. The Marauders' generation and the next generation, with Sirius as the male lead. A guaranteed happy ending, with a slight Regulus romance subplot] [Lots of original worldbuilding, with the major additions noted. The plot follows the original story, so film-only fans can enjoy it too] [Second-person perspective, so you can put yourself in the story] As the best actor in your family, you knew just how far to go, when to hold back and when to let loose, putting on o 561Reads—Score12614d adds
- 10 Harry Potter: The Guardian in the Shadows 【HP】暗中的守护 A new HP story: Erita Grindelwald x Severus Snape [GGAD + powerful heritage + reborn + mutual salvation] The female lead is reborn and transmigrates into Rowling’s world, but her arrival causes events to change. She’s a huge Harry Potter fan and regards the professor as a kind of faith, mixed with admiration. Neither her faith nor her admiration is pure. Because of her humble yet strong-willed nature, she has a psychological disorder that’s hard to detect. Early on, she never believes anyone cou 441Reads6.6Score10414d adds
- 11 Harry Potter: I’m Done Being Human for My Wife HP之老婆我不做人了 [1v1, lots of push and pull, slow burn, girl/girl] OOC warning, written at an elementary-school level. Severus Snape × Henry Deja Evans Warning, warning: extreme OOC ahead! A wildly absurd mashup of movies with an overpowered cheat ability. The heroine is not right in the head. If that bothers you, please click away. Thanks! At twenty-five, Deja was killed by fate. She didn't pay attention to where she was going when she jumped, and ended up crashing headfirst into Harry Potter. Fortunately, afr 87Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Harry Potter: Back to the Days When You Were There HP：回到有你的少年时 ❗This is not a wish-fulfillment story❗Slow-burn pacing❗If that's not your thing, don't read❗ This is an ensemble story centered on Snape, with tragedy at its core and many original characters. [Snape x Eryna · Marauders Era · Both Reborn · Bad Ending · Disjointed Memories · Obsessive Redemption · Ensemble Cast · Harry Potter Parallel World] Before entering this story of time, memory, and obsessive redemption, please note: This novel is a sequel to "HP: The Crow Beneath the Black Robes". You can 57Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 HP: Severus's Guardian Emperor HP西弗勒斯的守护皇 [Harry Potter Fanfiction!!! I didn't add these ridiculous tags! No transmigration! No wealthy CEO! Two Endings! Please don't read if this isn't what you're looking for!] (The heroine is very much a domineering Mary Sue and not a good person. One-on-one, both inexperienced, girl-boy, two endings.) [Two volumes in total. Volume One focuses on the Marauders' generation and has an enemies-to-lovers vibe. Volume Two focuses on the next generation, with career ambitions and political intrigue. Mostly 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Harry Potter: Redemption [Harry Potter fanfiction, original female protagonist, a somewhat popular girl at Hogwarts, male lead: Theodore] Note: She is only mildly popular, and there are hardly any love triangles! The protagonist is aloof at first, but gradually grows more cheerful. A romance and search for her origins, wrapped in the guise of an academic achiever. First person. I, Christine Watson, was born into one of the ancient Pure-blood families. Everyone in my family was a Gryffindor student. But I was sorted into —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Harry Potter: Professor Snape Wants Hugs, Cuddles, and Cuddles HP：斯教求抱求rua求贴贴 [Original heroine × Snape, sweetness with a sting, happy ending, Slytherin, doted-on heroine, next generation, original generation, content warnings: OOC, a bit of a protagonist halo, lots of original settings] “Luna Daphne Gallagher, my poor goddaughter. From today on, I am your only family.” After Voldemort killed Luna's parents while on his way to kill Harry, Professor McGonagall, Luna's godmother, took her in and raised her at Hogwarts. And so the mischievous little witch began her life as H 53Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 16 I’m a Heavenly Master in the Harry Potter World 我在哈利波特世界里当天师 [Rebirth + occult arts + magic + wish fulfillment] Su Nianyao, a six-coin Taoist master, was ambushed and killed while hunting a vengeful ghost. When she opened her eyes again, she had become a thirteen-year-old Chinese girl in Y Country. She was thriving in Chinatown, until one stormy night she saw a giant enter the house next door and light the fireplace with an umbrella??? When a Taoist master meets a wizard When Taoist magic meets sorcery The great showdown between East and West is about to —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 Harry Potter: Hogwarts' Rebellious Little Slytherin HP：霍格沃茨的叛逆小蛇 “If you could have one ability, what would you do?” “Oh, I'd get rid of Voldemort first!” A story about an irreverent girl who transmigrates and learns magic. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 Harry Potter: Guardian of the Dark Young Master HP之黑暗少主的守护 The moment the young Slytherin prodigy Cygnus publicly revealed that he was a Parselmouth to save an Eastern Gryffindor girl, he knew he had found redemption. Set in the Harry Potter magical world after the war, featuring the next generation, with a sweet one-on-one romance. Main pairing: Jiegeng - Cygnus Riddle Side pairing: Scorpius Malfoy - James Severus Potter —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Harry Potter: The Eastern Phoenix 哈利波特：东方凤凰 Main Character: Feng Siwan (Emily) The original couples will remain together. A fire leads Feng Siwan, who had always believed herself to be an orphan, to discover her origins and find her family. By chance, she comes to the magical world and grows up alongside Harry and his two friends... “Our goal is to defeat the Dark Lord...” A Little Scene: “Cool! My family has a magical creature bloodline too, but I haven't discovered any special abilities~” Draco sighs regretfully. “No, you must have on 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Harry Potter: I'm Everyone's Ex at Hogwarts HP：全霍格沃茨都是我前任 Chloe never thought she was the person in the prophecy. When she was ten, an old man with a white beard showed up at her door, saying he had found her a “good family” and asking her to help save the world. You don't bite the hand that feeds you. Afterward, someone who had decided to lie flat could only sigh: That old geezer is such a schemer! The Weasley family is so poor they're scraping by, how could I eat their food for free? I was all set on clinging to Harry's coattails, but now we've becom —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 Harry Potter: Severus’s Shadow HP：西弗的影子 Signed and complete. The characters are extremely out of character, so don’t read this. The author pads the word count, but there’s no need to make personal attacks. Just leave if you don’t like it, please. [Next Generation] Severus Snape & Eleanor Winter. Eleanor Winter feels for Severus Snape, wounded by the trauma of his childhood, his unfulfilled love, and his struggle to redeem himself. Life is so vivid. Winter wants Snape to live. A young girl’s love is brave, like a butterfly emerging fro 155Reads—Score1514d adds
- 22 Harry Potter: Perhaps Just a Passing Stranger HP也许是过客 As she embraces death, she arrives at Hogwarts in 1991, her body shrunk down and her admission to the school still ahead. Dumbledore asks Snape to serve as Ye Zhou’s temporary guardian. A viper from Hogwarts and a viper from the future. She and Dumbledore know each other’s secrets, yet remain wary of one another. Ye Zhou has only one goal: save him. But who could trust someone who knows everything about the future and would stop at nothing to achieve her goals in her old world? There’s nothing i 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Miss Gardenia of Hogwarts 霍格沃茨的栀子花小姐 (A heads-up: The female lead hasn't read the original, and is only familiar with it through online discussions. Her daily workload is heavy, so updates may be irregular, but I won't abandon the story.) Many years later, Gardenia Light finally developed an antidote to Nagini's venom. She went to the headmaster's office... Dumbledore's portrait: “Miss Light, I've always been curious about your relationship with Severus.” Gardenia looked at the motionless portrait and said, “He once was a ture love 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Severus Snape and His Starry Sky 西弗勒斯斯内普和他的满天星光 Having returned from the future to the past, she was like duckweed drifting without direction. Her life began when she met him at Hogwarts. Some say that the lives of Severus Snape and Ji Xingluo were like two timelines running in opposite directions, always meeting at the wrong time. 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 Harry Potter: How to Properly Win Ron's Heart hp如何正确攻略罗恩 [Warnings: A silly Harry Potter fanfic + an original heroine who is reborn as the Malfoys' younger sister + a heroine with an unconventional style, peculiar values, and over-the-top Mary Sue energy + Ron pairing] Aiya is a devoted Harry Potter reader, and her favorite character is her dream guy, Ron. She has always fantasized about one day transmigrating to the magical world and having a sweet romance with him~ She did transmigrate, all right, but why did she have to become the enemy Malfoys' li —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 Harry Potter: Potions and Lies hp魔药与谎言 Harry Potter: Potions and Lies 62Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 Severus, No One Could Love You More Faithfully Than I Do 西弗勒斯，没人比我更忠诚爱你 [Severus and Cissa, Cissa's forced-love romance] [Content warnings: The trio don't appear often; helps the Dark Lord rise to power; controls Grindelwald; wants to gouge out Harry's eyes; Cissa acts on a whim and is powerful] Cissa Maynard: a name that seems abandoned by the gods. She was born in endless darkness, yet wandered through the cracks in time. The world regarded her as an ill omen because of her mystery, but she had long since grown tired of drifting through life, cut off from everyone 206Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 Harry Potter: A Forbidden Love with Severus HP之和西弗勒斯的禁忌之恋 Original heroine x Severus Snape (later renamed Severus Prince) Anthea Prince is Severus's aunt, though not by blood. The Princes adopted her when she was five, and she became Severus's guardian when she was twenty-one. Severus never imagined he would have an aunt, let alone one willing to give him the entire Prince family. At fifteen, Severus lost both his parents, but gained an aunt who seemed cold on the outside and was sometimes childish within. So this is what it feels like to be cared for. 574Reads6.1Score8714d adds
- 29 Serpents and Potions: A Rebellious Kiss 蛇与魔药：叛逆之吻 The romance between Selena Macmillan and Severus Snape is a dark dance fraught with searing pain and soul-searching. Their first meeting is a collision between the Slytherin heiress and the brooding professor: Selena’s childlike candor tears through Snape’s long-sealed defenses, while her trust and the marks of her kisses burn his frozen soul like venom. A bloodline prophecy has already carved their fate in stone: “A journey afar will tear the threads of their bond; the empty bottom of the cauld 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 Harry Potter: The Wizarding World’s Prodigy Girl HP：魔法界的天才少女 Shocking! A chemistry genius has arrived in the Wizarding World! How does a girl who knows nothing about the plot capture a professor at Hogwarts (crossed out) and make something of herself? Setting: The next generation Attention, attention! There is a pairing: Snape, but not until much later! The author will do everything in her power to keep everyone in character! She dislikes a heavy writing style, so she will try to keep things light and funny. For a viewing guide, see Chapter Zero (Importan 53Reads—Score10414d adds
- 31 Harry Potter: Can the Body Be Updated? HP：身体是可以更新的吗？ Original female protagonist paired with Severus Snape Only friendly toward Severus Snape is portrayed in an entirely positive light Kill the Marauders, all of them BG, pure love, 1v1, happy ending * Written by hand. The first two volumes are complete. If the first volume is confusing, you can read the third volume first. * What do you do when you die in the line of duty, transmigrate to the stars, and get picked up by your wife, who forces you into a romance? Severus Snape says there's nothing y 763Reads—Score10114d adds
- 32 Harry Potter: Kikyo in a Dream HP梦中的桔梗 A Professor Snape fanfic, featuring an original female lead, Isis, paired with Snape. The original heroine starts school in the same year as Snape. The story tries to stay faithful to canon, though there may be some OOC moments and original content. Please accept my apologies. The plot develops at a fairly slow pace. 91Reads—Score714d adds
- 33 Severus, the Hogwarts Transfer Student 成为霍格沃茨转校生的西弗勒斯 Severus woke up in the Shrieking Shack and was astonished to discover that not only had he survived Nagini's attack, he had also grown younger. From the outside, he looked like he was the same age as that Potter brat. So, if he wanted to keep enjoying a close relationship with potions for the rest of his life, getting a new identity was the obvious choice. Of course, the road to happiness was bound to have a few bumps. A lot of bumps. For instance, he couldn't use Snape's money, he had no diplom 102Reads—Score2314d adds
- 34 Harry Potter: I Went to Hogwarts After the College Entrance Exams hp：高考后我去了霍格沃茨 [A Harry Potter fanfiction with extensive original settings and original characters. Cultivation and magic mixed together. The story begins in 2022.] Before the college entrance exams, I received an acceptance letter from Hogwarts. It wasn't delivered by an owl, but by a small bird called a wenbird. With the Huaxia Academy of Mysticism and Hogwarts jointly running a program, I applied to Hogwarts for university. I was lucky enough to become one of the selected students in the joint program, and 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 HP: Most of My Prophecies Are Wrong hp我的预言大部分时间都不准 More or less, it’s a love story between a pureblood little snake and a prank-loving genius. I’ll do my best to give it a happy ending. A lot of OOC ahead! If you can’t accept that my take on the characters might differ from yours, feel free to click the X. I’m writing purely out of love, so please don’t criticize me. 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 HP: If Love Were Destined HP假如爱有天意 [Joanie Brown x Severus Snape] Joanie came to the magical world intending only to protect herself, until she met someone. She knew his future, knew how his story would end, and at first she watched from the sidelines without a care. But eventually she realized she had already become part of that story, and from then on, she no longer wanted to leave. She was willing to put up with his bad temper and his odd personality. They came from different worlds, but their equally lonely souls found warmth 87Reads7.3Score—14d adds
- 37 You Are a Star, Too 你也是星星啊 After Harry defeated Voldemort, the Wizarding World finally enjoyed a long-awaited peace. A mysterious family of Death Eaters tore their souls free and transmigrated through time to twenty-first-century China, waiting for a chance to save Voldemort. Jiang Chenqing had known her fate since childhood: to sacrifice her life for their master. But beneath her gentle, quiet exterior was the soul of a complete lunatic. After eighteen years of pressure and submission, she destroyed the entire family who —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 HP: The Stars and the Sea Can Never Compare to You HP之星辰大海永不及你 [Harry Potter Fanfiction] At eleven, Ilusa discovers the secret she carries and finally escapes her deranged older brother, a Demon God. But then she accidentally falls into a tiny world. She, Ilusa, has arrived in the world of Harry Potter. And she’s become a baby. Huh? Never mind the fact that she’s a baby. How did she become someone who never appeared in the books? Even her family is absent from the story. And why is the plot different from the books, too? But that’s all right. In this life, —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 Harry Potter: One in Ten Thousand HP：万分之一 People are as tiny as a grain of sand in the ocean. But when you meet that one-in-a-million person in your life, I think everything becomes clear. The story of Severus Snape and Enid Alemont, an original female lead with a healing touch. Enid’s world is vast. She wants to carry the burden of her family and the task of rewriting time. And yet her world is small: she only wants to spend her life with the person she loves. Though “love” is still a hazy concept to her, it is also so wonderful... On —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 I Want to Be with Severus Forever 想和西弗勒斯永远在一起 [Older man and younger woman, growing-up romance | bittersweet years | heroine rejects the Marauders and Lily | mutual dependence | happy ending] A sudden explosion sends ten-year-old Isis tumbling into the bleak life of fifteen-year-old Snape. The harsh winds of Spinner's End sweep over them. They face Eileen's death and Tobias's imprisonment together, making their way through the most wretched period of their lives side by side. The years pass. The boy grows into a cold, black-robed professor 534Reads—Score10014d adds
- 41 Harry Potter: The Time-Turner 【HP】时间转换器 My name is Robin Slytherin. When I was eleven, I walked into Hogwarts with a snake-shaped bracelet and a blank notebook, and was sorted into Slytherin. I chose that surname myself. In the eighteenth century, my ancestors changed their name to Slytherin to distance themselves from the main Gaunt line, proclaiming through their bloodline that they were the true descendants of Salazar Slytherin. Now, all that remains of the name is an old house in Wales, a well-behaved snake, and a secret no one e 50Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 Harry Potter: Snape Reborn and the Butterfly Effect HP：斯内普重生之蝴蝶效应 After Nagini killed him, Snape thought he could finally lay down his burden and greet death in peace. But the cruel game of time sent him back to when he was nine. Determined to avoid the tragedies of his past life, Snape decided to stay away from the main cast. However, what he thought was the right choice led to an even worse ending. After experiencing death once more, he returned to his fifth year at school. Hopefully, he can set things right this time. Haha, as if!!! I, Aki, simply read too 629Reads6.0Score11114d adds
- 43 Max-Level Demon King Transmigrates into HP: The Professor Is So Smitten 满级魔王穿HP：教授他超爱 [Original heroine x Professor Snape] [Both are powerful, but she’s stronger] [1v1] [Happy ending] The rating just came out, so it’ll go up later! The heroine is a powerful demon who does as she pleases and takes whatever she wants. She’ll take all the benefits and accept none of the losses. The Demon King Audra, from another world, follows the trail of her sworn enemy, an angel, into the human world... Snape never imagined he could be this unlucky. After his heart had turned to ash, the nightmar 175Reads8.2Score10014d adds
- 44 Harry Potter: The Dark Lord of the Dumbledore Family HP邓不利多家的黑魔王 Ariana doesn’t understand. Why are those Muggles allowed to hurt her, while her father is the one who gets taken away? She can’t control her powers, and it’s their fault she can’t! Why should she forgive them? Once she can use magic, she’ll get back at them one by one! This story was signed on November 26. Pairing: Tom Riddle and Ariana “Hatred,” “fear,” “memories,” and “love” 44Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 Harry Potter: Snape's Kitten Lady HP：斯内普的小猫夫人 [Flirtatious kitten vs. a professor who's tough on the outside but soft on the inside + adult romance + can't live without cuddles] One day, a person seeking to evade an evil wizard took shelter under a certain roof and happened to bring a cat home. Who knew the cat would take over the place, expecting him to handle all its eating, drinking, and sleeping, while brazenly claiming his only bed? Even more absurdly, the cat turned into an adult woman right beside him. So what exactly were all those 1.8kReads6.4Score26914d adds
- 46 Hogwarts by the Sea 海的霍格沃兹 Mu Lier loves the Harry Potter film series. She bought the original novels because of the movies, and after finishing the last book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, she arrived in their world. The words “Always” and “Anything”: who were they really meant for? It seems that no longer matters. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 HP: After Arriving at Hogwarts HP之到霍格沃茨后 [Harry Potter Fan Fiction + Next Generation + Otome] Mo Yanxi, the progenitor of the Six Realms, had spent far too long lazing around, earning the gods' disdain. They kicked her into the magical world of Harry Potter, supposedly so she could “experience life.” 4Reads—Score414d adds
- 48 Severus Snape’s Wife, Lost to Two Worlds 斯内普的双世亡妻 [Current progress: School life in the second life] [Canon-based + age gap + very sweet and very angsty + happy ending] Tang Ruiqi, a Chinese student at Hogwarts' Eagle Academy, never would have imagined, while Professor Snape was putting her in detention and making her clean beetle pus glands with her bare hands, that the professor who had made her life difficult for two years would propose to her six years later. “Do you love me?” Snape avoided her gaze. “Ruiqi, this has nothing to do with lov 1kReads8.1Score11214d adds
- 49 Harry Potter: I'm the Real Protagonist 【HP】我才是游戏主角 Ye Zhiqiu was bored at home with nothing to do, so she bought a game console to play with. People who have never played virtual games usually make a beeline for the number-one spot on the rankings, since it feels great to get there. Ye Zhiqiu was no exception. Then she entered the world of HP. 5Reads6.2Score—14d adds
- 50 Harry Potter: I Really Have Nothing to Do With Him HP：我真的和他没关系 She was both lucky and unlucky. “I don’t like this deal.” [But it’s a good deal, isn’t it?] … “Oh, Merlin’s socks, I have absolutely nothing to do with that bald egghead.” Tom: … “Oh, Merlin’s fishnets, you have hair now… Hm, or maybe nothing’s changed at all.” —Reads—Score—14d adds
